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As we have finally got the caravan back which had to be emptied prior to repair, I have taken the chance to sort through it all before it all went back in. I love this.
I drink real tea, wifey drinks decaff.
What the hell is in that box?
A teapot.
Why, theres two of us and we drink different tea.
And what's this.
A trivet.
A what?
Trivet. To stand the teapot on.
Its cast iron for gawds sake.
Whats in that box?
The toaster.
What toaster?
The caravan one.
Why then have you been making toast in the grill.
It tastes better.
What are these?
Wine glasses.
You are teatotal and i hate wine.
We might have guests.
They can bring their own glasses then. And wine.
Where is my pint beer mug.
You wanted to shed weight, its in the bin.
And so on it went. I have shed near on 20kg of what can only be described as superfluous junk.
I drink real tea, wifey drinks decaff.
What the hell is in that box?
A teapot.
Why, theres two of us and we drink different tea.
And what's this.
A trivet.
A what?
Trivet. To stand the teapot on.
Its cast iron for gawds sake.
Whats in that box?
The toaster.
What toaster?
The caravan one.
Why then have you been making toast in the grill.
It tastes better.
What are these?
Wine glasses.
You are teatotal and i hate wine.
We might have guests.
They can bring their own glasses then. And wine.
Where is my pint beer mug.
You wanted to shed weight, its in the bin.
And so on it went. I have shed near on 20kg of what can only be described as superfluous junk.