the joys of horse racing

[colin(bridgend)]

A woman hits her husband over the head with a saucepan, When he asked her why she did that she replied that she found the name "Mary Helen" in his trousers pocket when she went to wash it. His reply was that it was the name of a horse he had been given. On this reply she was very appologetic.

However after a few days she hit hell out of him again to which he asked why she had done it this time. She replied your horse has telephoned.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Awwww come on Colin, thats not being fair to unfaithful partners so I dont think we ought to go down that road especially as a few in this forum have probably been unfaithful themselves. Also its not nice to joke about husband battering as you would understand if like me you tried to type left handed after your wife had wrenched your arm. Unless you know different ;O) heheh I'm back from not so sunny Bladon Chains.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I must apologise to you Lord B if I have failed in my duties as to being poitically correct - ah well it is in us Welsh as you have so often pointed out on previous postings. In your absence I kept an eye open to see if there were any derogatory postings against your good name but I think I would have been more successful camel spotting in Cardiff. Nice to see you back and with your wit and humour. Hope you enjoyed your break.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

I must apologise to you Lord B if I have failed in my duties as to being poitically correct - ah well it is in us Welsh as you have so often pointed out on previous postings. In your absence I kept an eye open to see if there were any derogatory postings against your good name but I think I would have been more successful camel spotting in Cardiff. Nice to see you back and with your wit and humour. Hope you enjoyed your break.

lmaaaaaaooooooooooo

 

[littleangel]

I hope you have many more like this Colin, its gone very dry in the koke dept.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Try Pepsi Marie ;O)