Why men can pee standing up
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split then between Adam and Eve so he thought might as well just ask them.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing which would allow the owner to pee whilst standing up.
"It's a very handy thing" God told them and I wondered if any of you had a preference for it.
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me I'd love to be able to do that! It seems just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! give it to me, on and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he started peeing all over the place, first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump 10 feet away, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement. and then God said to Eve " Well I guess you are kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.
"What's it called?" said Eve
"Brains" Said God
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split then between Adam and Eve so he thought might as well just ask them.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing which would allow the owner to pee whilst standing up.
"It's a very handy thing" God told them and I wondered if any of you had a preference for it.
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me I'd love to be able to do that! It seems just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! give it to me, on and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he started peeing all over the place, first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump 10 feet away, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement. and then God said to Eve " Well I guess you are kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.
"What's it called?" said Eve
"Brains" Said God
