Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Send it onto everyone you know, including the person that sent it to
you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have alot
more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour... Follow the instructions to find your
new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it
to
friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all 'adult' .... my niece's senior manager is now known
far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
Send it onto everyone you know, including the person that sent it to
you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have alot
more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour... Follow the instructions to find your
new name.
Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it
to
friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.
And don't go all 'adult' .... my niece's senior manager is now known
far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
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