Took the Plunge!

[Gagakev]

A tip for you Kev. Get some of those "examination " rubber gloves, Screwfix do em, so you clean you own facility after use. You will find with the gloves you can clean up with minimal toilet paper reducing the number of times you need to use the disposal point. DO NOT put the gloves down your loo , that will cause problems.
On the the hand save yourself until you reach the nearest pub etc.
If you suceed I guess you will graduate to Super Woosie
Come on my old mucker it's not that bad, easier than riding a bike

I had a few ides for the female woosie but am scared to say as I will be struck off

DD you really are KING of the Throne,
Gloves ON before you use the loo?????????

Ive so lead a sheltered life!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dustydog]

In truth Kev
Lord B is the Woosie of Woosies because he has refrained from messing his derriere trou on a communal public place for years, He prefers his own regal throne which her ladyship scrubs , on her hands and knees , to satisfy his Lordship. He likes her that way

I noticed down my local the Sanitary Ware is with the compliments of some bloke called Armitage Shanks. Who's he??
As a London boy no rhyming slang please