Took the Plunge!

[Mel]

What a fuss! It is only poo! You are clearly all looking as you are pouring. You might want to ask yourselves Why.
mel

 

[Gagakev]

What a fuss! It is only poo! You are clearly all looking as you are pouring. You might want to ask yourselves Why.
mel

To make sure it goes down the loo, it can get dark in some of them places!!!

 

[Dustydog]

Another Woosie called Kev here, weve tried this no 2 jobby thingy a couple of times plenty of blue, but not a nice experience.
how long do you leave it, and how do you make sure its all ok before emptying.

We too have just been converted to the caravan shower, its great, I get the second go and have to clean and dry down, still i dont need drying by the time im finished

Kev

Hi another Woosie Kev,

I'm just staying away from it, I dont even want to try the experience.
Think you to find a way of going first, then you have a beer or two whilst OH is still cleaning and pampering

Cheers

When I was young we had the Tufty Club, now it looks like I can claim fame to starting the Woosie Club.

Strange what you say about the Thetford Kev because I found the exact opposite. Apparently Thetford is made is Holland and they don't allow formaldehyde or whatever to be used. Elsan made in the good old UK gets all the good chemicals you need to break down the solids

 

[susanswift]

I just read the last 3 pages and laughed my socks off. I need to use the loo in caravans and have found the elsian one the best. I also empty it after OH carries it across....he cant stomach it, which makes me laugh, he cleans up after the dog

Im going to get a squidgy and chamois. Thank you, good idea

Just one Q, how much is it to join the Woosie Club?

 

[Parksy]

...Just one Q, how much is it to join the Woosie Club?

Not much Susan, all you have to do is to leave a small deposit

 

[Beachball]

We always go on service pitches and use the site facilities but if they don"t come up to my wife hygeine she will use the shower on board and the toilet but her king edwards thirds do get stuck now and again and that is my job to empty and keep clean but that is life

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Now then L.B im fed up with reading your on holiday again, please refrain rom telling us all that your away, I for 1 get very upset that I go to work whilst your enjpying yourself.

Actually were away to France for 2 weeks on saturday yippy

Kev

Glad to hear you are away for two weeks Kev . I don't begrudge people like you having a great time after paying your taxes to keep me in the manner I'm accustomed to

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

but her king edwards thirds do get stuck now and again and that is my job to empty and keep clean but that is life

...Just one Q, how much is it to join the Woosie Club?

Not much Susan, all you have to do is to leave a small deposit

HEH! HEH! HEH!

 

[SirRogerFFS]

Nice to see evrybody on here taking the P

 

[forestgump]

is the forum having a lafffff i bt some one will complain i got mrs gump to empt the honey box kast time give her the talk through whilst she reached and squeild and said i carnt do this uuuurrrrgggghhh (actor off the year ) may be she think twice when the red light comes on and she squeezes a nother on in just for me.

 

[Gagakev]

but her king edwards thirds do get stuck now and again and that is my job to empty and keep clean but that is life

This is exactly why it wont happen in my van anymore, in my previous van either the daughter or OH had a sneaky one, they still wont own up and it took three visit's before I finally saw the last of them

Use the site facilities.

 

[Gagakev]

is the forum having a lafffff

i bt some one will complain

 

[Gagakev]

[/quote]
When I was young we had the Tufty Club, now it looks like I can claim fame to starting the Woosie Club.

[/quote]

Dusty Dog is presently presiding over and acting as chairman of the Woosie Club.
They are currently debating rules and regulations to enable further members to join.
Proposals have been put forward for the following members
Gagakev- Failiure to empty chemical toilet
Susanswift's OH - Cant Stomach it
Trucker - Failiure to empty chemical toilet
Forest Gump- Ridiculous Smelly Footwear
Parksy - For suggesting a deposit system

Please feel free to either nominate your self or a FUN loving fellow forum member

WHERE DID HE GO????????????

 

[Dustydog]

When I was young we had the Tufty Club, now it looks like I can claim fame to starting the Woosie Club.

Dusty Dog is presently presiding over and acting as chairman of the Woosie Club.
They are currently debating rules and regulations to enable further members to join.
Proposals have been put forward for the following members
Gagakev- Failiure to empty chemical toilet
Susanswift's OH - Cant Stomach it
Trucker - Failiure to empty chemical toilet
Forest Gump- Ridiculous Smelly Footwear
Parksy - For suggesting a deposit system

Please feel free to either nominate your self or a FUN loving fellow forum member

WHERE DID HE GO????????????

As Chairman DD is King of the Throne

Membership of the Woosie Club requires
self disolving bog rolls ,
windows open and
no numbers twos after a night out on Vindaloos.

 

[susanswift]

i`m sure i can make a little deposit parksey, I have banned OH to site toilets, if he cant stomach it then I`m not carrying it.

This forum is funny....better than some other i been on who argues....

 

[Gagakev]

[[/quote]
As Chairman DD is King of the Throne

We are very happy to accept you as our chairman.
As the position is voluntry we will not be in a position to make you feel FLUSH.
How about a BOG OF (buy one get one free) offer for new members.
Will you be pulling peoples CHAIN's

 

[Gagakev]

i`m sure i can make a little deposit parksey, I have banned OH to site toilets, if he cant stomach it then I`m not carrying it.

This forum is funny....better than some other i been on who argues....

i`m sure i can make a little deposit parksey,

I have banned OH to site toilets,

if he cant stomach it then I`m not carrying it.

This forum is funny....

better than some other i been on who argues.... We are a happy bunch

 

[forestgump]

yes susanswift we are a bit more light harted here.

 

[Dustydog]

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As Chairman DD is King of the Throne

We are very happy to accept you as our chairman.
As the position is voluntry we will not be in a position to make you feel FLUSH.
How about a BOG OF (buy one get one free) offer for new members.
Will you be pulling peoples CHAIN's

[/quote]
Thankyou Kev
As King of the Throne I have to confess on my mum's side we dogs are distantly related to Thomas Crapper .
We dogs no longer drink at the trough preferring the bowl .
As you can see Susan you have to be a little bit mad tyo enjoy all the excellent fun on here.
I'm glad you are called Susan, not Kev, because I don't know what a female Woosie is

 

[Gagakev]

I'm glad you are called Susan, not Kev, because I don't know what a female Woosie is

A Floosie Woosie???

 

[Gagakev]

OMG now I'm in trouble, deep deep trouble.
We have recently been invited to our nephews wedding and today the venue has been announced, it is in the South Hams in Devon over looking the River Dart, in the open air with marquee's and camping.
As all his associates are surfer dudes with there camper vans and tents, the next feild has been allocated for the whole weekend from Friday Pm to Sunday Pm for any one wishing to camp, pitch tent or caravan. Oh and it's free.
Think you know where this is going now, me and No 2's
We have been told there are 6 toilets on site, all wooden shacks, no running water in loo's it's all this eco composty thingy,
May, just MAY have to eat my words and double the amount of blue!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dustydog]

Kev
In the early 70s I went to a pop festival. The no 2s were a long plank over a long JCB dug trench, communal. This massive drunken , I wont say where he came from, Scottish sounding bloke lost his grip and fell in the trough! people nearby stood laughing their heads off . Later on we saw the poor chap and the two who laughed at him being cleaned up by the St John Ambulance team.

A tip for you Kev. Get some of those "examination " rubber gloves, Screwfix do em, so you clean you own facility after use. You will find with the gloves you can clean up with minimal toilet paper reducing the number of times you need to use the disposal point. DO NOT put the gloves down your loo , that will cause problems.
On the the hand save yourself until you reach the nearest pub etc.
If you suceed I guess you will graduate to Super Woosie
Come on my old mucker it's not that bad, easier than riding a bike

I had a few ides for the female woosie but am scared to say as I will be struck off

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Well I took the plunge today, in the sites showers

Contrary to what I've said about using our own the weather has been so wet I thought it would take too long to dry the caravan shower.
I did wait until the warden came out after cleaning before I used them. I also wore my crocs, the manly black ones, not those red poncey ones you see some people wearing

To be honest there was hardly any more room than the van shower although at least I could keep the water running. It wasn't long though after starting the shower that the toilet block door started banging as people (woosies) were dashing to the ablutions after having to wait while they were being cleaned.
All I can say is I'm glad the traps are at the opposite end of the room because it wasn't long before the anal flute ensemble started up and luckily I had the furthest shower due to pre-planning incase of this event

As we are going away for Christmas I guess I will have to use the site showers all the time but at least the showers are unisex so the ladies can join in the chorus when the wind instruments start up.

 

[Gagakev]

Well I took the plunge today, in the sites showers

WOOSIE
Contrary to what I've said about using our own the weather has been so wet I thought it would take too long to dry the caravan shower.
I did wait until the warden came out after cleaning before I used them. WOOSIE I also wore my crocs, the manly black ones, not those red poncey ones you see some people wearing

To be honest there was hardly any more room than the van shower although at least I could keep the water running. It wasn't long though after starting the shower that the toilet block door started banging as people (woosies) were dashing to the ablutions after having to wait while they were being cleaned.
All I can say is I'm glad the traps are at the opposite end of the room because it wasn't long before the anal flute ensemble started up and luckily I had the furthest shower due to pre-planning incase of this event

WOOSIE
As we are going away for Christmas I guess I will have to use the site showers WOOSIE all the time but at least the showers are unisex so the ladies can join in the chorus when the wind instruments start up.

it wasn't long before the anal flute ensemble started up Now what is people's problem, we all play our own instruments, are we afraid to admit it.

LB you are now officially a member of the Woosie club, like it or not

 

[Gagakev]

Kev
In the early 70s I went to a pop festival. The no 2s were a long plank over a long JCB dug trench, communal. This massive drunken , I wont say where he came from, Scottish sounding bloke lost his grip and fell in the trough! people nearby stood laughing their heads off . Later on we saw the poor chap and the two who laughed at him being cleaned up by the St John Ambulance team.

Priceless, gave me a good chuckle.