Valentine present

[BrianStAlbans]

Got the wife a new belt and a new bag for valentines day. She's not very happy which I can't understand as her Hoover is now working better than ever ;O)

Brian (",)

 

[ericcaravanning4u]

I got my wife some Roses , well I got a shrub from Poundland and it will be full of roses in the summer

 

[Danny_5134221]

I bought my wife a new trolley jack and a set of ring spanners, cant understand why she won't speak to me anymore.

She then bought me a pair of those speedo trunks like James Bond wore in Casino Royale and said " Get into those....."

Cease fire now declared

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Oooooo glad you mentioned Valentines Day. What date is it this year, it must be getting close? Coming to think of it Her Ladyship doesn't deserve anything because she's had a long face for the last 24 hours.

 

[MikeP]

I am a true romantic, and Mrs P is very happy ...

 

[WatsonJohnG]

I got HRH 50 primulas of her own choosing.

Put them into the tubs for her

It cost

 

[Marc1]

Tried telling the supervisor that the only reason I failed to get her a valentines gift was that no flower could compare with her beauty, no chocolate was as sweet as her and no alchohol could make my head spin more than the sight of her.

Didnt work I had to take her out for a romantic dinner Bet she will want one every 25 years. :0)

Marc

 

[Ivorwetwun]

I know that in these times it was the wrong thing to do. But I bought Mr's W an animal fur.
She hated it, but I think she looks lovely in a donkey jacket.

 

[Surfer]

Last year I bought the wife an iPod for her birthday and then an iPad for Xmas. I think I will buy her a iRon for Valentines day. I wonder what she will buy me for my birthday?

 

[earlyriser]

Last year I bought the wife an iPod for her birthday and then an iPad for Xmas. I think I will buy her a iRon for Valentines day. I wonder what she will buy me for my birthday?

maybe an i c u

 

[hgv dave]

ive been told them iRons are difficult to extact from certain places

hgv dave

 

[RogerB]

Interesting. I posted the exact same joke last year and it caused a hell of a comotion!Got taken off and got me lots of hate mail.I still think its an acceptable joke.Lets see what happens to it this time.Maybe it hasn't been spotted yet?

 

[ValA.]

It doesn't have anything to do with Valentine's Day, though does it?

 

[RogerB]

And its gone! At least standards are consistant!

 

[RogerB]

I booked a table for 2 tonight.I thought she'd be pleased but she says she doesn't even like snooker.