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Why parents drink

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the

employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper:

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprise! d and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter!" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss,now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:..........."ME."
 
Lord B

Patience is a virtue. Your topic will be discussed tomorrow afternoon and a decision will be posted when the minutes have been circulated.

Regards

Moderator 3
 
Lord B

Patience is a virtue. Your topic will be discussed tomorrow afternoon and a decision will be posted when the minutes have been circulated.

Regards

Moderator 3
:O( ... see what power does to you Lisa, causes you to lose your sense of humour. I think I will now pass over my chance of a Moddyship.
 
Mod 3

Apologies for confusing people, my postings signed as moderator 3 were only meant as a joke.

I was unaware that we had a 'real' mod 3.

Regards

Lisa
 
Why is she the real mod 3? Go on you can tell me, I won't tell anyone.

Lisa (smiley thingy)
Lisa,

Do you not know how to do a smiley thingy.....Steve ( of the bad leg ) has a vast selection of icons for you to choose from ( only I think he called them Assicons )

😱) :>) :
 
Lisa,

Do you not know how to do a smiley thingy.....Steve ( of the bad leg ) has a vast selection of icons for you to choose from ( only I think he called them Assicons )

😱) :>) :
 

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