Woman in court

[Big S]

A woman was in court charged with stealing a tin of peaches.
The judge asks " How many peaches were in the tin?" to which she replies, " there were four".
The judge tells her that she will serve 1 month for each peach.
As she is led away her husband shouts from the public gallery.......

"AND SHE STOLE A TIN OF PEAS TOO!"

 

[GeorgeandAde]

Ha Ha.......very good

 

[Nellie2]

Lol

 

[602]

Hi,

A woman finds her husband in tears. He explains that he had been thinking back to their courting days, particularly the time that her father caught them in the back of his car. Her father was the local sheriff, and gave him the choice of going to jail for 20 years for"knowing" his 15 year daughter, or marrying her her on her 16th birthday
"Oh Darling, how romantic to remember that! What reminded you?"
"I would have got out of jail today!"

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