Sproket said:Dustydog said:
You need plenty of hot air to fill them balloons :lol: :lol:
I'll happily supply whatever is needed :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Parksy
Moderator
He wouldn't be able to afford to get the beer in now that he's lost the 10 grand fee from the NEC caravan, Camping and Motorhome show. :evil:Mel said:
Mel
Moderator
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Brian I see that you have been proposed and seconded by Sir DD and Sir WC. Both valiant Knights of Woosiedom. It thereby gives me great pleasure to confer a title upon you.
ARISE SIR BRIAN, Knight of the Woosie Round Table.
I hope that you able to join us at the October Woosiefest at the fair Anita's.
Mel
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Dustydog said:
Brian I see that you have been proposed and seconded by Sir DD and Sir WC. Both valiant Knights of Woosiedom. It thereby gives me great pleasure to confer a title upon you.
ARISE SIR BRIAN, Knight of the Woosie Round Table.
I hope that you able to join us at the October Woosiefest at the fair Anita's.
Mel
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Mel said:
Your Majesty as one of your loyal pheasants I duly have to inform you that we already have a Sir Brian
He joined after the PC Rally last year with his better half Lady G.
Maybe add the "C" sorry dont let me be the first one in the stocks at the Woosiefest.
SirRogerFFS said:
Your a big tease Sir Roger F WM
Where ya been lately anyway? you still spinning that washing machine at Buggram?
Just to let you know further correspondence has been entered into and all will be revealed in good time :silly:
Gagakev said:
Kev
We have Sir Brian of Stevenage and as of last night Sir Brian_c
I still think it's a Lady.
Maybe one of the pundits from Haymarket coming to do an article on the Woosiefest complete with a set of Milencos
Kevin many thanks for your enquiry about myself.Sir Roger. I have been very busy in the Main Hall of Buggram Hall as you well know the years are taking there toll and the upkeep is now very expensive.I have had to dismiss all the Maids who are now working For Lord Braykewynde.May have to look at selling Buggram Ham Hall and move to smaller accomodation at Folkham Hall. Can you enlighten me as to what is happening on this pussie fest not sure whats going on. I look forward to your reply .
Sir Roger Fartington Fortesque Smythe
Sir Roger Fartington Fortesque Smythe
Thank you to all members and Queen Mel for allowing me to join your happy round table.Mel said:
I will try to organise myself to join you all at the Woosiefest in October.
Failing that I'm sure I will occasionally run across fellow Wooosies whilst visiting sites around the UK.
It's annual service day on Friday and my local approved mobile workshop fitter will be with me late morning. I usually hide when he gets to the bit involving dampness testing.
Although the weather forecast isn't looking favourable at the moment so it may get cancelled for a day or two.
Again thanks to all and best wishes Brian
Mel
Moderator
Gagakev said:Mel said:
Your Majesty as one of your loyal pheasants I duly have to inform you that we already have a Sir Brian
He joined after the PC Rally last year with his better half Lady G.
Maybe add the "C" sorry dont let me be the first one in the stocks at the Woosiefest.
Thank you, Sir Gagakev. I will attempt to keep better track of the Brians.
ARISE Sir Brian C. Knight of the Woosie Round Table.
Mel
Mel
Moderator
SirRogerFFS said:
The Woosiefest, that's Woosiefest, is a rally of us Woosies on the first weekend of October ( Thursday to Monday) at Anita's Caravan Site. There will quaffing and merriment, and eating and joking. Banners and crowns and the coronation of a new monarch. It's jolly good fun and if you wish to join us you would be welcome. I see that you are already titled so will fit in well.
Mel
Mel said:
Sir Roger just to add to the excellent description our Queen Mel has replied, on the Saturday is the big feast where we do a Jacobs Table, every one supplies some grub and we all tuck in.
Later in the year we start a Menu where every one selects what they are going to prepare and supply. We have had every thing from Currys, chilli's, BBQ Chicken, sausage roll's, pork pie's, sandwiches, cake's, trifles, etc etc, you get the picture.. In fact there is usually things left over for you to take and have a picnic the next day.
Hi Sir Roger
Here are my original joining Anita's instructions.
My Dearest and Cherished Royal Woosieness Queen Mel
I've fought wars , wrestled bears.quelled revolutions flown test rockets and enlightened virgins.
Never in the field of Woosie land have I had to prostitute myself so much in the quest for the October 2015 Woosiefest, but battered and torn here I am with some good news.
I have indulged in social and verbal intercourse with Anita . She understands our desires and in her wish to fulfill our needs has agreed a nightly charge per caravan of £16.00 on hardstanding with EHU. Crazy guider may have to offer a few pence more for her bairns.
Each one of us now needs to send a cheque or cash deposit for £5.00 payable to
" Anita's Touring Caravan Park"
at the address below. Mark your envelope fao Anita Jefferies and say who you are eg Sir Dustydog of The Woosie Round Table plus your real name and address of course with the dates of your stay.
Anita’s Touring Caravan Park
The Yews
Mollington
OX17 1AZ
Meanwhile Lady Anita is working on a venue for our Woosiefest. There is a village Hall plus some other establishments within two miles of her site. Lady Villa doesn't drink so we can transport a lot of us to and from the venue where ever it is.
More to follow.
DD
I do hope you can make it with her Ladyship. The Woosies are a great bunch of people.
Once everyone has signed up I'll chase Anita for some local pub details for the Woosiefest.
Hey Crazy Guider I thought you would have been one of the first to bookhmy: :kiss:
Here are my original joining Anita's instructions.
My Dearest and Cherished Royal Woosieness Queen Mel
I've fought wars , wrestled bears.quelled revolutions flown test rockets and enlightened virgins.
Never in the field of Woosie land have I had to prostitute myself so much in the quest for the October 2015 Woosiefest, but battered and torn here I am with some good news.
I have indulged in social and verbal intercourse with Anita . She understands our desires and in her wish to fulfill our needs has agreed a nightly charge per caravan of £16.00 on hardstanding with EHU. Crazy guider may have to offer a few pence more for her bairns.
Each one of us now needs to send a cheque or cash deposit for £5.00 payable to
" Anita's Touring Caravan Park"
at the address below. Mark your envelope fao Anita Jefferies and say who you are eg Sir Dustydog of The Woosie Round Table plus your real name and address of course with the dates of your stay.
Anita’s Touring Caravan Park
The Yews
Mollington
OX17 1AZ
Meanwhile Lady Anita is working on a venue for our Woosiefest. There is a village Hall plus some other establishments within two miles of her site. Lady Villa doesn't drink so we can transport a lot of us to and from the venue where ever it is.
More to follow.
DD
I do hope you can make it with her Ladyship. The Woosies are a great bunch of people.
Once everyone has signed up I'll chase Anita for some local pub details for the Woosiefest.
Hey Crazy Guider I thought you would have been one of the first to book
hmy: :kiss:
Greetings from the Costa del Sol.......we are way down south with the caravan enjoying the warmer weather :cheer:
Arrived today after a 5 day tow and the old Swift is absolutely plastered with salt and road grime and looks completely out of place now that it is pitched on Torrox Costa camp sight.
I think I will have to give it a wash and spruce it up a bit.......can't have the neighbours complaining!
...........they might think Baldrick has arrived
Arrived today after a 5 day tow and the old Swift is absolutely plastered with salt and road grime and looks completely out of place now that it is pitched on Torrox Costa camp sight.
I think I will have to give it a wash and spruce it up a bit.......can't have the neighbours complaining!
...........they might think Baldrick has arrived
After scratching the car slightly a couple of months ago whilst reversing in a dark housing estate road with cars parked both sides (and everywhere else :evil: ) the car has come back from a couple of days in the hospital sporting no scratches, plus 4 little round things in the rear bumper. . No more scratches now I hope.
. No more scratches now I hope.
5 day tow :woohoo:Gafferbill said:Greetings from the Costa del Sol.......we are way down south with the caravan enjoying the warmer weather :cheer:
Arrived today after a 5 day tow and the old Swift is absolutely plastered with salt and road grime and looks completely out of place now that it is pitched on Torrox Costa camp sight.
I think I will have to give it a wash and spruce it up a bit.......can't have the neighbours complaining!
...........they might think Baldrick has arrived
I would have to have turned around after 3.5 days to get back to WORK
If the neighbours complain get them to wash it, your on holiday (again)
Hope you both enjoy it, we havent had the snow yet but it is forecast for tonight.
Enjoy.
WoodlandsCamper said:After scratching the car slightly a couple of months ago whilst reversing in a dark housing estate road with cars parked both sides (and everywhere else :evil: ) the car has come back from a couple of days in the hospital sporting no scratches, plus 4 little round things in the rear bumper.
No wonder the NHS service is in crisis, car in the hospital!!!!
That deserves Dos Cerveza Bill B)Gafferbill said:Greetings from the Costa del Sol.......we are way down south with the caravan enjoying the warmer weather :cheer:
Arrived today after a 5 day tow and the old Swift is absolutely plastered with salt and road grime and looks completely out of place now that it is pitched on Torrox Costa camp sight.
I think I will have to give it a wash and spruce it up a bit.......can't have the neighbours complaining!
...........they might think Baldrick has arrived
Please could someone confirm the Woosiefest dates? I rang yesterday to be told it was end Sep/start Oct, but my confirmation says 25/10. Not just me with bats in the belfry methinks!, :silly:
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