Bad Day

Nov 2, 2005
Subject: FW: Bad Day? Read On

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same

bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical


This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do

with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the

deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of

experts was assembled to I investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the

doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for

themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding

wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the

evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the

part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life

support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. (more below)


Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil

spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were

being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from


A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking

frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running

from his waist towards the electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with

a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that

moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs

to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.

Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken

fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.


What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter

bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"

stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to


There now, feeling better?
Mar 14, 2005

Just glad I am not out doing the Xmas shopping.Much better to sit here and fall off my seat laughing.

Merry Xmas

Nov 2, 2005
Have a new email contact, so I thought I would pass them on.

It seems to be a bit slow at the moment on chit chat.


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