dirty filthy caravaners

[ValA.]

here i am on a little CL just outside Mablethorpe. We arrived at 7.30 this evening. There are 3 other vans and one motor home, and one of you needs to show a little respect, and go and clean the toilet. Its full of feaces, stuccoed to the bowl and totally blocked. How can you leave it like that. 2 of the vans and the the motorhome are adults only, the other van have been out all day, and i think i know which one of you did it.

How can you leave that disgusting mess.

 

[Gagakev]

Think you are talking aload of -------crap

In fairness if you arrived at 7-30pm how do you know it was one of them on site? can you prove it?
They may also have seen it when they arrived and decided to use there own facilities.
Also if it is blocked as you say go see the site owners and get them to sort it.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

one of you needs to show a little respect, and go and clean the toilet. Its full of feaces, stuccoed to the bowl and totally blocked.

How can you leave that disgusting mess.

That's why we use our own.

 

[forestgump]

you need a big stick /

 

[Parksy]

Oh dear, not pleasant.
I'm guessing that you are a CC member Phil (CC members seem to spend a lot of time discussing toilets, but I digress

)
You should contact the site owner to complain, this sort of thing is unacceptable.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

I'm guessing that you are a CC member Phil (CC members seem to spend a lot of time discussing toilets, but I digress

 

[Damian]

I fail to see how posting your complaint on the PCV forum will have any effect on the users of a CL in Mablethorpe

Perhaps instead of venting your spleen here you should have challenged the people there,,but then again its easy to be a keyboard warrior...............

 

[Dustydog]

Phil
You have no choice other than to complain to the Owner or else call in Thomas Crapper.
This is why I always have a good supply of Elsan Blue for our own spotless facility.
Don't let the dirty streaker spoil your hols.

 

[Wendy-Norfolk]

Unfortunately there's no telling what you can be confronted with in a public loo, and for those reasons I wouldn't even be looking, let alone contemplating using!

 

[Simon_Cambs]

Have to agree, there nothing quite like your own facilities (Even if emptying is not a pleasurable experience!)

 

[Mel]

here i am on a little CL just outside Mablethorpe. We arrived at 7.30 this evening. There are 3 other vans and one motor home, and one of you needs to show a little respect, and go and clean the toilet. Its full of feaces, stuccoed to the bowl and totally blocked. How can you leave it like that. 2 of the vans and the the motorhome are adults only, the other van have been out all day, and i think i know which one of you did it.

How can you leave that disgusting mess.

What I want to know is how PS knows who did it

. Has he taken samples? finger prints? Perhaps he has a nose for this sort of detective work.
mel

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

C'mon Spadders old bean and dish the dirt

Tell us all who pebble dashed the bog

 

[forestgump]

May be they can come and tarmac my drive.

 

[Wendy-Norfolk]

Strange how men like the old lavatorial humour - yuk, gross!!

 

[Gagakev]

WHEATHER WARNING,
Torrential rain in Mablethorpe earlier today, philspadders BOGGED Down
Any one got a CHAIN to FLUSH him out.
Take a SEAT philspaders PC Forum to the rescue.

 

[forestgump]

more skid marks than silverstones grid.

 

[Gagakev]

I'll let you know in July, son's taking me to the Grand Prix, surprise birthday present, the OH let the cat out the bag

 

[LMH]

How can he accuse anyone?????

For god's sake get a life.

Lisa

 

[forestgump]

so its not a suprise is it kev .

 

[Gagakev]

so its not a suprise is it kev .

Sshh of course it is!! Ive got to put on that excited, shocked, astonished face when he gives me the ticket.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Strange how men like the old lavatorial humour - yuk, gross!!

Sowwy

 

[Dustydog]

WHEATHER WARNING,
Torrential rain in Mablethorpe earlier today, philspadders BOGGED Down
Any one got a CHAIN to FLUSH him out.
Take a SEAT philspaders PC Forum to the rescue.

Excellent Kev
I smiled on both cheeks

 

[Steve L]

Are you sure your not pitched next to an MP's dirty weekend retreat?

They're usually full of Bull S**T.

Mind you there are some dirty sods about. We had a motor home stop for a week on our site and at 10-30pm on the last night he opened the waste water valve dumping the contents right where a caravan awning would usually sit.

Then we had a caravanner do the same with his waste water despite being just 10 mtrs from the drain!

Best bit though was they both made mutterings to one of my friends about me being a "fulltime caravanner" begining with P.

Easter is upon us next weekend. That'll bring out some real corker's. Al those dodgy barbaque's and flourescent indian take aways, will do their worst to block the pipes.

I bet I'll see the brain surgeon at the chemical disposal. You know the type. Wellies, rubber gloves, apron and safety glasses just to empty the cassette! If one has to don such atire to dispose of their own products they I would have to ask if they are cut out for caravanning at all. Trust me, since I've been on our summer site, you see some real good footage for You've Been Framed.

 

[Wendy-Norfolk]

Strange how men like the old lavatorial humour - yuk, gross!!

Sowwy

LOL!!

 

[Wendy-Norfolk]

I bet I'll see the brain surgeon at the chemical disposal. You know the type. Wellies, rubber gloves, apron and safety glasses just to empty the cassette! If one has to don such atire to dispose of their own products they I would have to ask if they are cut out for caravanning at all. Trust me, since I've been on our summer site, you see some real good footage for You've Been Framed.

Yes, and they are probably the types who can't be bothered to clear up their dog s**te - urgh, the thought of picking it up with ones bare hands inside a bag.

Bet half of them have never changed an horrendous nappy either!! LOL