Hello "Worried" of St Albans. We have so many of these problems associated with forums come seeking advise, why only last week we had a plea from a Lutz character (claiming to be from Germany none the less) who had a similar problem. He, (although strictly speaking we are not allowed to divulge, but since you asked) has found himself publicizing in forums that up until a certain point, he has never contributed to before. He is now claiming that since this particular meet, he has developed an English scense of humour and because of this, is besides himself. Unfortunately, this poor tortured soul was beyond our help, we gave him the telephone number of the nearest "Off licence" and we have not heard from him since.
You, Mr Albans have hope though, we can recommend several courses of treatment that shall rid you of you helpful affliction and return you to your normal self.
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