A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f***ed, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
"Well that's me f***ed, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"