Holiday?

[RonD]

I've just won a holiday in Mexico but I can't go now...I'm PIG SICK!

 

[WilliamLX]

Why not? I don't think they have stopped the flights yet and chances are within a couple of weeks it will be just as bad here in the UK. I would expect that by Christmas 50% of the UK population will have been infected with perhaps 1-2% of the population dead as a result.

 

[RonD]

Why not? I don't think they have stopped the flights yet and chances are within a couple of weeks it will be just as bad here in the UK. I would expect that by Christmas 50% of the UK population will have been infected with perhaps 1-2% of the population dead as a result.

I tried to ring the NHS Swineflu helpline about it but all I got was crackling.............sorry William it was a joke!

 

[LMH]

I tried to ring the helpline too but I made a pig's ear of it.

I'll get me coat.

Lisa

 

[Guest]

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I tried to phone the helpline and there was a hell of a lot of crackling on it

 

[jo_374385568]

i think that i have got swine flu ,woke up this morning with rashers

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Jo - was it streaky or smoked?

 

[jo_374385568]

wouldn't you like to know lol

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I bet you were ham fisted serving her the pork

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Something has gone wrong here - le croc made a posting but it has mysteriously disappeared - could it have bean crossed with bovine flu

 

[john_374342067]

if ur feelin sick i cud get u some oinkment ?

 

[Guest]

Yeaaa...wheres my porky post gone. Caroline must have made a rude comment to it

 

[cara89]

ha ha, now I`m getting you into trouble-good since you said I was stalking you some time ago, Le Croc lol

 

[Guest]

Don't do it baby...You'll burn

 

[James_374408700]

Do you think I have got swine fever........ I keep finding Truffles in my garden?

Jim

 

[cobbers]

Think I must be starting with it, I'm sweating like a pig!

 

[bigbilly]

SWINE FLU WARNING

Everyone should be aware that there is a possibility of another outbreak of

Swine Flu during the next few months of flu season.

In order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members

of your family may have contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be aware

of the symptoms associated with this disease.

Sore throat.

Slight headache.

Moderate to high temperature.

Nausea or upset stomach.

An uncontrollable urge to play in the mud.

 

[Big S]

Breaking News:

Swine Flu hits North London.

40,000 pig sick Chelsea fans.

 

[Big S]

A severe strain of flu which is a combination of bird flu and swine flu has swept through Everton Football Club and could prevent them from winning the FA Cup Final.

Its known as the Pigs Might Fly Flu!

 

[Lily_374424131]

Oh, come on!!

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