Little Johnny

[Lord Braykewynde]

LITTLE JOHNNY'S NEIGHBOURS HAD A BABY.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE BABY WAS BORN WITHOUT EARS. WHEN MOTHER AND NEW BABY CAME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL JOHNNY'S FAMILY WAS INVITED OVER TO SEE THE BABY.

BEFORE THEY LEFT THEIR HOUSE, LITTLE JOHNNY'S DAD HAD A TALK WITH HIM AND EXPLAINED THAT THE BABY HAD NO EARS.

HIS DAD ALSO TOLD HIM THAT IF HE SO MUCH AS MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT THE BABY'S MISSING EARS OR EVEN SAID THE WORD EARS HE WOULD GET THE SPANKING OF HIS LIFE WHEN THEY CAME BACK HOME.

LITTLE JOHNNY TOLD HIS DAD HE UNDERSTOOD COMPLETELY.

WHEN JOHNNY LOOKED IN THE CRIB HE SAID, "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY." "WHY THANK YOU" SAID THE MOTHER.

JOHNNY SAID, "HE HAS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FEET AND BEAUTIFUL LITTLE HANDS, A CUTE LITTLE NOSE AND REALLY BEAUTIFUL EYES. CAN HE SEE?"

"YES", THE MOTHER REPLIED, "WE ARE SO THANKFUL; THE DOCTOR SAID HE WILL HAVE 20/20 VISION."

"THAT'S GREAT", SAID LITTLE JOHNNY, "CUZ HE'LL BE B*GGERED IF HE NEEDED GLASSES."

 

[Tina3]

LOL LOLLOL

Like the baby who had no legs,no arms no body ,no ears,just a head on the pillow,the doctor said theres only one problem, he's blind !!

 

[GrahamW]

LOL LOLLOL

Like the baby who had no legs,no arms no body ,no ears,just a head on the pillow,the doctor said theres only one problem, he's blind !!

Tina

Here is the rest of the story!!!

He might be just a head but the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,with

love

and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first

drink. Dad takes him to the bar,tearfully tells the son he is proud of

him

and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar

patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in

disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops

out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The

father,

shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another

drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms

pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his

son to

drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender

ignores

the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new

hands he

reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two

legs

pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees, tearfully

giving thanks The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the

left....then to the right.... Right through the front door, into the

street,

where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls

silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says...

 

[GrahamW]

Tina

Here is the rest of the story!!!

He might be just a head but the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,with

love

and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first

drink. Dad takes him to the bar,tearfully tells the son he is proud of

him

and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar

patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in

disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops

out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The

father,

shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another

drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms

pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his

son to

drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender

ignores

the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new

hands he

reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two

legs

pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees, tearfully

giving thanks The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the

left....then to the right.... Right through the front door, into the

street,

where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls

silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says...

"He should have quit while he was a head!"

 

[Tina3]

"He should have quit while he was a head!"

ROFLMAO !!!!! (0: