You aren't a moaner - I agree noisy and bullying kids can be a pain on any site - we take grandchildren and, like you, we know where they are and what they are up to. When we were there many were running amok - although none were too near us they would have annoyed us if they had been nearer. I agree the washers were rubbish - lousy spin speed, and no notice up saying how long the cycle took etc. Didn't use the drier so can't comment on that. I would go back again, but only for about 4 days which we found to be just right. We hadn't planned on doing many trips away from site so don't really know what there is round about. Phone reception was ok up by the gate, and internet connection - well, we ended up going down to the local Asda carpark to get a signal!
Looe site is great - swimming pool, tennis court, mini golf, but the site does need upgrading somewhat. Because the pitches aren't hardstanding they get rather muddy with lots of wormcasts coming through the awning carpet (ugh). The shower/toilet block could do with being like the ones at Longleat, which I thought were very good. Might give Hillhead a whirl next year - it sounds ideal for kids. BUT is the bar/club a noisy one? Not keen on going on sites where there are clubs because of the noise etc., which can be just as annoying as the unruly kids!