Old jokes are best

[butler1]

I have no excuses for reminding you of this little gem.

This man walks in to the chemists and sheepishly asks the chemist if he stocks viagra.

The chemist replied 'I do.'

The man asks 'Does it work?'

The chemist says 'It certainly does.'

The man says 'Can you get it over the counter?'

The chemist replies 'Yes, but to do that I need to take two.'

 

[davedee]

Our chemist sells Viagra eye drops.

In case you want to look hard.

Dave

 

[Gumbo]

I can see these two going very soon, or is that coming or going !!!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Butler - you must be a coward in not naming that man. For all those interested that man was Lord B. and he also bought his weekly supply of Horlicks.

 

[Dustydog]

God I must be thick. I 've been using viagra as a contraceptive. Put one in my shoe and I go limp.

Cheers

Alan

 

[johno1]

Make sure it dont get stuck in your throat you'll end up with a stiff neck

 

[Willie2]

If you take the viagra with prozac then if you don't get anything who cares

 

[TD42]

If you take the viagra with prozac then if you don't get anything who cares

my care home has just taken to issuing a viagra pill with our coco! great stuff a great nights sleep & havn't rolled out of bed once this week