One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

Just burned 2,000 calories. That"s the last time l leave brownies in the oven while l nap .

 

[Mel]

How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.

How many Therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has got to really want to change.

 

[GaryB]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Hutch]

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Just needs Varnishing.

 

[Hutch]

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My wife said leave me in peace and quiet while I cook dinner, So I took the batteries out of the smoke Alarm.

 

[Beachball]

The first time l got a universal remote control , l thought to myself. "This changes everything.

 

[Beachball]

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They"ll never expect it back.

 

[Challenger]

 

[toad a caravan]

Jersey royals ? Spuds