One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

 

[Sam Vimes]

Do you work for a Christmas Cracker company or just buy them all year round?

😀😀😀

 

[Jcloughie]

FB sorry, but it is funny.

Pot holes, really!!

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John

 

[Jcloughie]

Clever AI. (I don’t think it is real). At least Victory is still a flag ship.

https://fb.watch/FNhioatFoh

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John

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

Clever AI. (I don’t think it is real). At least Victory is still a flag ship.

https://fb.watch/FNhioatFoh

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John

God help us

 

[Beachball]

The adjective for metal is metallic ,but not so for iron, which is ironic.

 

[Hutch]

Well I filled the petrol tank today for £60, Not too bad for a lawn mower.

 

[Jcloughie]

The circus near me held a competition to find the best contortionist....
So I entered myself and won!!...

John

 

[toad a caravan]

Clever AI. (I don’t think it is real). At least Victory is still a flag ship.

https://fb.watch/FNhioatFoh

View: https://fb.watch/FNhioatFoh/


John

Hot air balloons,,,plenty of balloons hanging about and an abundance of hot air available 😄

 

[otherclive]

Synonym buns just like grammar used to make.

 

[Beachball]

I have a pet tree....It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

 

[Sam Vimes]

But I bet it's Ruff!

Groan🙄

 

[otherclive]