Look i did not know it could be deleted that a new one to me but thanks for the suggestion i appreciate it
Live and learn eh😉BB I too am a.Dinosaur on IT. I find it best to play around with things and open links and study what IT tools are available. Even looking at the top tool bar on this script you and I can see how to make Bold, Italics etc.
In the post edit page there are various options to you. Have a play and it soon becomes easier. Good luck
I thought it was the other way around as that was my reaction on tasting English beer for the first time. Could not believe that people actually drank warm beer!
Thank goodness, some of us still have a sense of Humour.
Thanks Challenger.
This is a family friendly forum and it's not just old foggies like me that read it.
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A husband went to the police to report that his wife was missing:-
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Hmm, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been trousers, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my car.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: A 2010 Volvo V70 R design. D5 202 bhp engine with 310lb ft torque. Manual 6 speed transmission. Saville Grey Pearl paint. Climate control. Electric two tone leather seats with perforations. Diamond cut/silver stone Ocean race wheels. Privacy glass,. Detachable tow hitch. DVD with full GPS navigation and a USB port. Heated windscreen. Child seat option. Rear roof spoiler. Dog guard. VIN no xhg5bu76222ybz9.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry sir. We'll find your Volvo
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Hmm, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been trousers, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my car.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: A 2010 Volvo V70 R design. D5 202 bhp engine with 310lb ft torque. Manual 6 speed transmission. Saville Grey Pearl paint. Climate control. Electric two tone leather seats with perforations. Diamond cut/silver stone Ocean race wheels. Privacy glass,. Detachable tow hitch. DVD with full GPS navigation and a USB port. Heated windscreen. Child seat option. Rear roof spoiler. Dog guard. VIN no xhg5bu76222ybz9.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry sir. We'll find your Volvo
Welcome back to the forum, single handed I suppose.
Not easy Hutch. It’s the 24/7 sling that’s the biggest inconvenience. Physio starts tomorrow.
Thanks to everyone for the best wishes.
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