One liners, Humour

[Jcloughie]

 

[toad a caravan]

Son; Where's the Alps Dad. .....Replyunno ask your mum,she shift's everything

 

[Buckman]

 

[Buckman]

 

[Dustydog]

M25 Chalfont Viaduct art work!

 

[otherclive]

A French take on unisex toilets.

 

[otherclive]

 

[Hutch]

Albert Einstein was a Genius,

But his Brother Frank was a Monster.

 

[borderbilly]

Where has my post gone?

 

[Hutch]

Where has my post gone?

Censored I suppose.

 

[Sam Vimes]

Where has my post gone?

It went into the bin labeled Political Content.

 

[borderbilly]

It went into the bin labeled Political Content.

what about the 1 above, degrading flood victims?

 

[Buckman]

Where has my post gone?

It was a bit political and most of us probably enjoyed it, but it exceeded the boundaries of the forum. Luckily I saved it and passed it onto some friends who thought it hilarious. Gone, but not forgotten!

 

[Hutch]

 

[toad a caravan]

A mate reckons that by 2030 the house of commons will be replaced by AI.What about them making mistakes I asked.

 

[Hutch]

 

[Hutch]

Now that's Brave.

 

[borderbilly]

Now that's Brave.

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Thats me and the mrs. at Kelso ice rink

 

[otherclive]

This afternoon I felt a sudden tightening of my chest. “Call me an ambulance “ I shouted to my wife. “Okay, you’re an ambulance “ she said.

 

[otherclive]

A Specsavers joke😂

 

[borderbilly]

A Specsavers joke😂

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That's my brother 🥸

 

[toad a caravan]

Wanted :Globe of Cornwall 😵‍💫

 

[toad a caravan]

My new eco friendly alarm clock,and no it isn't a battery hen

 

[Dustydog]

My new eco friendly alarm clock,and no it isn't a battery henView attachment 8215

75 Mins at 180

 

[Hutch]

75 Mins at 180

Stick to the Cadac.