One liners, Humour

[toad a caravan]

Is it having new 12volt lighting fitted

 

[Steve1962]

Those Russian dolls 🪆…. They’ve full of themselves….

 

[Steve1962]

Is it having new 12voltView attachment 7595 lighting fitted

Bert’s cost saving air conditioning plan was going well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Beachball]

What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?... A receding hare line.

 

[Beachball]

"Alright lads, a giant fly is attacking a police station . I"ve called the SWAT team!"

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

As a scarecrow, people say I"m outstanding in my field. But hay, it"s in my jeans.

 

[Challenger]

 

[otherclive]

 

[Beachball]

A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka .The bartender said, "Sorry, we don"t serve spirits here".

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

If the USA is so great, then why did someone make a USB? The system is rigged.

 

[Beachball]

Why don"t eggs tell jokes? They"d crack each other up.

 

[Beachball]

Why did the student asks the encyclopedia on a date? He was in-fact-uated.

 

[Challenger]

The latest log in screen on BMWs - apparently

 

[Beachball]

Why did a man propose to the woman working at a zoo? She was a keeper.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Mel]

The humour in this section is edging towards risqué. I have no desire to be Mary Whitehouse but before it edges any further, please remember that this forum can be read by children.
Thanks

 

[Beachball]

The humour in this section is edging towards risqué. I have no desire to be Mary Whitehouse but before it edges any further, please remember that this forum can be read by children.
Thanks

Apologies sorry for the comment

 

[otherclive]

Apologies sorry for the comment

You could delete it then.

 

[Buckman]