One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

 

[borderbilly]

Your a bit early pulling the crackers,

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

😂🤣

 

[Beachball]

I"m not lazy, I"m just on energy-saving mode.

 

[IanB1485]

one from the telly , I'm really good at sleeping - I can do it with my eyes closed!.

 

[toad a caravan]

one from the telly , I'm really good at sleeping - I can do it with my eyes closed!.

😆

 

[toad a caravan]

Yet again I've managed to keep to my new year resolution that I made several years ago,,which was "Don't make new year resolutions"🙂

 

[Buckman]

 

[Sam Vimes]

Don't give Mrs V ideas.

 

[toad a caravan]

The girl should extend the drier and get some step Ladders,no probs 😁

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

She tried that then stood on her husband’s shoulders 😂😂😂

 

[Hutch]

This is my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.

 

[Steve1962]

Fella rings his boss up:
“Sorry but I am not coming in , it’s 3 degrees “
Boss replies:
“When will I see you again?”

Coat on, left the building.

 

[Beachball]

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

 

[Steve1962]

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

What a wimp that pc was … some might say it was a Microsoftie🤣🤣🤣

 

[Buckman]

Got this from another forum and hopefully it is taken in the correct context as I am the guilty one and apologise. Thought this funny. LOL!

 

[Hutch]

Calories don't count when away in your Caravan.

 

[Beachball]

Do you know what I like about office work? It"s all in a day"s work-literally!

 

[Steve1962]

Calories don't count when away in your Caravan.View attachment 10093

That fella in the background needs a sandwich........

 

[Buckman]

 

[otherclive]

“ wanna hear a joke?”

“ Yes of course”

“Nobel Peace Prize”

“ I don’t get it”

“No and you never will”

 

[Sam Vimes]

Now we have to wait for someone to trump that.

 

[otherclive]

Now we have to wait for someone to trump that.

Is it because there is a lot of ICE in Greenland?

 

[Sam Vimes]

Maybe that's why it got confused with Iceland today.

Apparently on Greenland there is a species of Ox known as the Musk Ox. The head of the Hurd had put out a statement saying that they were not related to Musk X, who is part of the Muskrat species.

 

[Buckman]