One liners, Humour

[Jcloughie]

 

[Beachball]

I threw a ball for my dog. Sure, it was a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

 

[otherclive]

 

[otherclive]

I remember when a friend of mine was doing a police supervised motorcycling assessment to help improve road safety. He fell off on an island and the police officer checked he was okay, and then said “ You can’t believe the paperwork I will now have to submit”. Or words to that effect. Wonder how much paperwork these two unfortunate officers will be required to submit. Fortunately no injuries.