One liners, Humour

[Jcloughie]

 

[Beachball]

I threw a ball for my dog. Sure, it was a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

 

[otherclive]

 

[otherclive]

I remember when a friend of mine was doing a police supervised motorcycling assessment to help improve road safety. He fell off on an island and the police officer checked he was okay, and then said “ You can’t believe the paperwork I will now have to submit”. Or words to that effect. Wonder how much paperwork these two unfortunate officers will be required to submit. Fortunately no injuries.

 

[Beachball]

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

 

[Beachball]

Talk is cheap. Until you hire a Iawyer.

 

[Beachball]

If nothing was Iearned, nothing was taught.

 

[Beachball]

Money can"t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal!

 

[toad a caravan]

You could buy happiness at one time it was a cigar called hamlet,