Must be a Herefordshire thing Lord B.
Mine are great too. The old man makes fresh bread for us every other day, will lend you the shirt off his back if it would help.
When we all assemble there are 38 of us, so we make our own parties. At one point we had 6 caravans in the family and on one memorable occassion, we set up camp cow boy style. ( vans circled). This was to the amusement of the rest of the site, who thought they were in the rally field.
Because both in-laws are disabled, we have to setup their van, which is always done first. That way we get plentyfull supply of bacon butty's and mugs of tea while we setup the rest of the troop.
By the way Lord B, you might of known one of my brother-in-laws, he was in your past profession, ex ambulance.(len torode.)