Woosie Club

[Gafferbill]

Hi Sir Roger Filthyskewer Fartinatin Smelly..........my mate Kevin told me you could be trouble

I am certain I am all there with not too much missing :huh: ......but you move in such secret ways I did not feel able to add you to the list.

BTW .......it is not my list it sort of appears out of nowhere as people add their names as they book.
I did tidy it up a bit and add Queen Mel's booking as it was missing from the list.
You could always add your booking and come out into the open so to speak

 

[SirRogerFFS]

Now look here Gafferbill I resemble all those names you have called me which is a bit unreal cos you dont even know me. I can assure you I will deal with that Devon Donkey at a later date .I would like to assure you of one thing though I have paid my deposit so I should look out if I was you.I shall be bringing my bodyguard Deli Dave with me as you know hes a bruser ..See you at Mollington.Ps If i knew how to add my name to the list I would
Sir Roger

 

[Sproket]

See you at Mollington.Ps If i knew how to add my name to the list I would
Sir Roger

Just a quick tidy up of the woosiefest list :kiss:

Sir Gagakev ( 4 nights ) Thurs to Sun Booked
Sir WC ( 4 nights ) Thurs to Sun
Sir Sprocket ( 4 nights ) Thurs to Sun Booked
Sir Gab (at least 4 nights) Booked
Sir Dustydog ( Booked 24.9 - 07.10 )
Queen Mel and Sir Aleman (Thurs to Monday)
Dame Crazyguider (2 nights Fri to Sun)
(Sir) Baldrick .........(3 nights Fri to Mon)
Baroness Barmy (Probably 5 nights, Thurs to Mon)
Sir Deli Dave (4 nights possibly more)
The Lightpole Man (5 nights Weds to Monday Booked)
Sir Muckypup ( 4 nights)
Sir Roger FFS (Booked)

 

[Gagakev]

I can assure you I will deal with that Devon Donkey at a later date

YOURE TAXI TO THE PUB AWAITS SIR ROGER

 

[Sproket]

 

[Gafferbill]

......I think Anita must have gone high tech since you all posted off cheques and did not seem to get confirmations.

Paid my deposit with a credit card over the phone and received an email confirmation by return!

 

[Gabsgrandad]

She was maybe surprised it cleared ok Bill ????

 

[Gafferbill]

Appearances can be deceptive

Anyway to get technical ......since I used a credit card over the phone ......Anita was actually paid the deposit by Visa.
I now owe the money to Visa!

 

[Gabsgrandad]

And there's me thinking I was joking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dustydog]

Congratulations!
One of our famous Woosies has won a set of Milencos in May's PCv.And he went all the way to Spain to write it! B)

 

[Gabsgrandad]

Not "facturaguillermo?"

 

[Beachball]

I can assure you I will deal with that Devon Donkey at a later date

YOURE TAXI TO THE PUB AWAITS SIR ROGER

Just the right size to get on and take my two dogs for a walk .M8

 

[Gagakev]

I can assure you I will deal with that Devon Donkey at a later date

YOURE TAXI TO THE PUB AWAITS SIR ROGER

Just the right size to get on and take my two dogs for a walk .M8

Sorry Beachball, my little friend will be worn out by the time he takes SirRoger to the pub :lol:

 

[Gagakev]

Get your brollies at the ready folks, our first break this year looms this Thursday,
Popping down to Gwitian Farm for four nights over the Easter.
Red Lion right across the road :woohoo:

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Red Lion right across the road :woohoo:

Why did the lion cross the road?

 

[Gabsgrandad]

In the 'mane', I don't know. But perhaps been on a long walk and needed 'paws'!
Why did the lion cross the road?

 

[Gafferbill]

Get your brollies at the ready folks, our first break this year looms this Thursday,
Popping down to Gwitian Farm for four nights over the Easter.
Red Lion right across the road :woohoo:

Have a great time.

No need to watch out for Lions just don't fall in the bloody river

 

[Dustydog]

Why is the lion red?
Is he embarrassed about Kev's arrival?

 

[SirRogerFFS]

When Kevin gets there they will probably lock the doors for a few nights.
Sir Roger .

 

[Dustydog]

Not a lock in?
I thought he was staying in his caravan

 

[SirRogerFFS]

No No No No No.Lock him out. :cheer:

 

[Gagakev]

In the 'mane', I don't know. But perhaps been on a long walk and needed 'paws'!
Why did the lion cross the road?

Because he saw the............ Zebra Crossing.

Any way problem is as Sir Gaffabill has pointed out it's not a Red Lion it's a Red River Inn.
Glad he sorted that for me as it might have taken me a while to find the lion. :dry:

 

[Gagakev]

No No No No No.Lock him out. :cheer:

Right lets get a few things straight here old man, we are yet to meet and I dont know if i am looking forward to it!!
You might like to take into consideration that as a past KIng of The Woosie's I still have contact's in high places.
The stocks are still active and you are well on your way to being "punished"

 

[SirRogerFFS]

Ah but you see I have a secret weapon Kev.The one and only Bruiser Deli Dave . Now you just think about that .I caught him in training last week he can now break matchsticks in to two pieces.Be afraid my man be afraid.
Sir Roger.

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Why did the lion cross the road?

To go for a swim in the red river? :silly: