Woosie Club

[Gabsgrandad]

Just a little light relief for the older ones amongst us! ---
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD ' IS -- WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS -- WHEN .'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the car park.
'OLD' IS -- WHEN An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS -- WHEN . -- You are not sure these are jokes?

 

[Dustydog]

Gabs have no fear. You're ok. It's when you forget to undo your fly that matters!

 

[Martin24]

Oh dear I never thought 43 was old but now?????

 

[Gagakev]

Just a little light relief for the older ones amongst us! ---
DISCRIMINATION.....Why have you left us young ones out!!
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD ' IS -- WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS -- WHEN .'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today
'OLD' IS -- WHEN . 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the car park.
'OLD' IS -- WHEN An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS -- WHEN . -- You are not sure these are jokes?

AND YOUNG IS---WHEN youve got that lot to look forward to :lol: :lol:

 

[Mel]

Oh Kev, Denial is a river in Africa.
Mel

 

[Gagakev]

Oh Kev, Denial is a river in Africa.
Mel

OK Mel, I give in....I can agree to the all nighter one....so on my way to old age

 

[crazyguider]

I'm 47 and absolutely NOT old!! anyone disagrees, and I'll throw my false teeth out of my pram!! :lol:

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

I'm 47 and absolutely NOT old!! anyone disagrees, and I'll throw my false teeth out of my pram!! :lol:

Your birthday icon says you are not even born yet so no teeth and no pram. :silly:

 

[Mel]

I told my kids I was "middle aged". They said: " only if you live to be 120"
Mel

 

[Gabsgrandad]

Getting philosophical in my 'old age'!

PONDERING.

I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at
my age I don't really give a damn anymore. If walking is good for your health the postman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, and the good fortune to remember
the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. Wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body's falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the lamp-post.

9. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause
kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the toilet.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . I go somewhere to get something, and then
wonder what I'm "here after".

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

 

[Gafferbill]

My mother still thinks I am young but then she is 95

.......today I was pondering old age!
Not mine but that of a small component on my caravan........a hinge on the wardrobe door!
The top hinge of three had split in two as if cut by a hacksaw.....a classic metal fatigue fracture.
Had to replace all three as the originals not made any more.
I would not think it was caused by opening and closing the door so suspected must be road vibration hmy:

 

[Dustydog]

My mother still thinks I am young but then she is 95

.......today I was pondering old age!
Not mine but that of a small component on my caravan........a hinge on the wardrobe door!
The top hinge of three had split in two as if cut by a hacksaw.....a classic metal fatigue fracture.
Had to replace all three as the originals not made any more.
I would not think it was caused by opening and closing the door so suspected must be road vibration hmy:

And there's me thinking you two changed your clothes every day

 

[Gagakev]

Oh dear I never thought 43 was old but now?????

It's OK Sir Outnumbered you are still a puppy at that age and I'm still young at 54 :woohoo:

 

[Sproket]

Oh dear I never thought 43 was old but now?????

It's OK Sir Outnumbered you are still a puppy at that age and I'm still young at 54 :woohoo:

Wish i was still only 43 ......
But then i would have longer to wait than i have now to retire :woohoo: :woohoo:

 

[Martin24]

Ah yes but don't forget I did that nearly six years ago :cheer:

 

[Dustydog]

Oh dear I never thought 43 was old but now?????

It's OK Sir Outnumbered you are still a puppy at that age and I'm still young at 54 :woohoo:

Kev

There's still hope. The firm went belly up when I was 55 but we got our full pensions.
So by my calculations you have one year to go. And don't forget you're the one with the connections not the boss man. So whoever buys will need you more than ever

 

[Gagakev]

Oh dear I never thought 43 was old but now?????

It's OK Sir Outnumbered you are still a puppy at that age and I'm still young at 54 :woohoo:

Kev

There's still hope. The firm went belly up when I was 55 but we got our full pensions.
So by my calculations you have one year to go. And don't forget you're the one with the connections not the boss man. So whoever buys will need you more than ever

Many Thanks Sir Dusty, just take one day at a time, really don't think i want to join the retired[strike] jet [/strike]caravan set quite so soon, I know we rib each other but think I would get bored to tears.

And yes we are awaiting the Kings, Woosie fest location and dates (Mags need to book dates off)

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

My Lords and Ladys, in reply to Dusty Dogs Questions, and Brian_c, prompting and also to get in to WC's good books.
Questions given.
. Do you or SWMBO empty the Thetford after number ones and twos :silly:
Have you ever driven off before hitching up hmy:
The more stupid and unbelievable the better.
The annual Woosifests are legendary with parties from all over the country attending.
I suspect you may enjoy it :evil: :cheer: B)

1. Only myself, SWMBO, I would never let her.
2. Might have done, but not with my Caravan.
3. Not in the last 12 months.
4 More than likely.
:silly: I threfore humbly beg to prostrate myself, to be a cretin, in your most magestic eyes.

Hutch
As you have made several declarations of stupidity over several threads and now prostrate yourself then I will propose you for membership of the esteemed Woosie Round Table. Another Woosie will be along soon to second. you.

Happy days.

 

[Hutch]

Hutch
As you have made several declarations of stupidity over several threads and now prostrate yourself then I will propose you for membership of the esteemed Woosie Round Table. Another Woosie will be along soon to second. you.

Happy days.

WC, As you have opened yourself up for ridicule by proposing me for membership to the Woosie round table, I have an admission, whilst at the Exbridge, CC site, found I had a problem hooking up, took apart both ends of the hook up cable, not a problem there, found the second extention cabe, still no power, went to the Wardens thinking there might be a remote cb, warden came back to pitch, plugged my cable in , and Turned the plug, voila, power. B)

 

[Gagakev]

Hutch
As you have made several declarations of stupidity over several threads and now prostrate yourself then I will propose you for membership of the esteemed Woosie Round Table. Another Woosie will be along soon to second. you.

Happy days.

WC, As you have opened yourself up for ridicule by proposing me for membership to the Woosie round table, I have an admission, whilst at the Exbridge, CC site, found I had a problem hooking up, took apart both ends of the hook up cable, not a problem there, found the second extention cabe, still no power, went to the Wardens thinking there might be a remote cb, warden came back to pitch, plugged my cable in , and Turned the plug, voila, power. B)

Has this Hutch bloke ever done ANYTHING sensible??? :woohoo:
No didnt think so, so on that grounds I will second him
All it leaves now, before you become a Knight of the Woosie round table is for the King to accept our proposals.
Oh by the way you will need a Woosie name and Sir Hutch in my mind is not acceptable :kiss:
King Sprocket over to you

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Oh by the way you will need a Woosie name and Sir Hutch, in my mind, is not acceptable :kiss:

I wouldn't want to try to pronounce his forum name either - EH52ARH. :silly:

Edit - the nearest I can get is Ehdgarth. hmy:

 

[Sproket]

I wouldn't want to try to pronounce his forum name either - EH52ARH. :silly:

Edit - the nearest I can get is Ehdgarth. hmy:

Go to the bottom of the class :woohoo: :woohoo:

It's Hutch's car reg number EH52ARH

Vehicle make HYUNDAI
Date of first registration 22 September 2014
Year of manufacture 2014

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Go to the bottom of the class :woohoo: :woohoo:

Yes, your Majesty.

Did you also read a few of the previous postings, as your mightiness is required?

 

[Sproket]

Has this Hutch bloke ever done ANYTHING sensible??? :woohoo:
No didnt think so, so on that grounds I will second him
All it leaves now, before you become a Knight of the Woosie round table is for the King to accept our proposals.
Oh by the way you will need a Woosie name and Sir Hutch in my mind is not acceptable :kiss:
King Sprocket over to you

Hmm !
Well after a bit of digging I think we might have a suitable name for 'Hutch'
''Hutch (fictional character), a character in the film Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit ''

So Hutch or be it Sir Were-Rabbit of the Hutch , Welcome to the Woosies you are welcome to join us at our annual Woosiefest ( 2016 date and destination to be announce soon )

Stolen from the hutch family album :woohoo: :woohoo:

Welcome Sir Were-Rabbit

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Sir Were-Rabbit, welcome to the Woosie Round Table. :lol: