Probably my funny stories are at my `ditzy` expense. One of our first trips away we somehow ended up on narrow,remote roads disappearing into the Cumbrian mountains-I was map reading but panicky. I said "John! The roads are coming to an end on the map!" After a long while of manouvering to de-tour he took the map and I had been looking at rivers!! He then said "Its ok, still enough petrol for now" I hadnt even thought of that.........