get a life (priorites)

[Val & Frank]

Maybe the dog didn't like the breakfast,or maybe it thought another dog had brought up it's breakfast on the seating. Not knowing that is what the fabric was intended to look like.

Frank

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Reminds me of a couple I met who had trouble with their fist 'van.

They bought a really old Sprite and on the first outing woke up to a Poodle on the floor. On closer inspection the found the Mastiff had gone and it was letting in water. What they had bought was a pile of Shih Tzu so they took it back to the dealer.

The wife showed the dealer the Rottweiler husband looked at new caravans. The dealer assured the wife that he could Whippet into shape and invited her to wat Chow.

Her husband decided to Retriever and Pointer in the direction of the new 'vans.

To her the caravans looked liked white boxes but while looking at one Boxer eyes were drawn to a gleaming van in the corner. She was in a daze and her husband had to Pinscher. This van had everything ,even a cooker fitted by a man from Corgi.

The rest is history and they lived happily ever after.

So remember if your caravan is Beagle small, a Pug or the dogs bo

 

[JandP]

I think someone has missed to point somewhere! Jim.

oops! Looks like its me! Jim

 

[Val & Frank]

Very good Brian, Frank rolling on the floor laughing with Val tickling his belly.

val & Frank

 

[Lol1]

Reminds me of a couple I met who had trouble with their fist 'van.

They bought a really old Sprite and on the first outing woke up to a Poodle on the floor. On closer inspection the found the Mastiff had gone and it was letting in water. What they had bought was a pile of Shih Tzu so they took it back to the dealer.

The wife showed the dealer the Rottweiler husband looked at new caravans. The dealer assured the wife that he could Whippet into shape and invited her to wat Chow.

Her husband decided to Retriever and Pointer in the direction of the new 'vans.

To her the caravans looked liked white boxes but while looking at one Boxer eyes were drawn to a gleaming van in the corner. She was in a daze and her husband had to Pinscher. This van had everything ,even a cooker fitted by a man from Corgi.

The rest is history and they lived happily ever after.

So remember if your caravan is Beagle small, a Pug or the dogs bo

 

[JandP]

Reminds me of a couple I met who had trouble with their fist 'van.

They bought a really old Sprite and on the first outing woke up to a Poodle on the floor. On closer inspection the found the Mastiff had gone and it was letting in water. What they had bought was a pile of Shih Tzu so they took it back to the dealer.

The wife showed the dealer the Rottweiler husband looked at new caravans. The dealer assured the wife that he could Whippet into shape and invited her to wat Chow.

Her husband decided to Retriever and Pointer in the direction of the new 'vans.

To her the caravans looked liked white boxes but while looking at one Boxer eyes were drawn to a gleaming van in the corner. She was in a daze and her husband had to Pinscher. This van had everything ,even a cooker fitted by a man from Corgi.

The rest is history and they lived happily ever after.

So remember if your caravan is Beagle small, a Pug or the dogs bo

 

[trucker]

Well done one and all, best thread ive read for ages. Tears rolling down my face and the asking me what im laughing at

Kevin H

ps our dog likes our van, well he hasnt said he doesnt