Goodbye(for now) and Welcome Back

[BrianStAlbans]

Lisa,as the Forums self appointed agony uncle I'm here if you want to talk. I will not mention my past achievements helping Lol with his cross dressing or the time I sorted Lord B's problem with the actress and the Bishop because that would betray their trust.

As you know no problem is to small as I'm sure BIG Roy will now confirm ;O)

COME BACK LISA

Brian (",)

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Lisa,as the Forums self appointed agony uncle I'm here if you want to talk. I will not mention my past achievements helping Lol with his cross dressing or the time I sorted Lord B's problem with the actress and the Bishop because that would betray their trust.

As you know no problem is to small as I'm sure BIG Roy will now confirm ;O)

COME BACK LISA

Brian (",)

Brian I was not aware that Lord B. had turned religious. You mentioned his problems with His Holyness the Bishopprick and the actress - spill the beans man.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Brian - my heart skipped a beat when I saw your name associated with this topic. I though that you were also doing a runner as a result of my postings to you. Remember that old saying that ebven a cabbage has a heart and when I am having a go at you Liz, Lord B., Cris, etc. are having a rest. If you all should go who can I have a go at? - I will be on my own.

 

[cris_408518]

With the offer from Brian no doubt that's the last we've seen of Lisa ;-)

And speak for yourself Colin no ones ever accused me of having a heart and you'll never walk alone here as the Mods will still have to sort someone out.

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Colin , your posts are fine as they are taken as posted , as light hearted humour.

 

[LizCornwall]

O Lisa please come back to sort this lot out Liz

 

[colin(bridgend)]

O Lisa please come back to sort this lot out Liz

Liz are you inferring that us men need a good woman to take us in hand and sort us out.

 

[LizCornwall]

Liz are you inferring that us men need a good woman to take us in hand and sort us out.

Yes

 

[cris_408518]

If Brian abd Colin can do lead vocals and everyone learns the words she'll be back just to hear -

We were so alone, our love without you

You're part of everything we do

Now you've come back, and you're beside us

These are the words we say to you

Welcome home, welcome

Come on in, and close the door

You've been gone, too long

Welcome, you're home once more

We thought of all the things we'd say to you

When you came back to us someday

When you are here and we're all together

With all our hearts you'll hear us say

Welcome home, welcome

Come on in, and close the door

You've been gone, too long

Welcome, you're home once more

There are so many lonely people

Why must they ever be apart

WE hope someday they'll be together

Singing these words with all our heart

Welcome home, welcome

Come on in, and close the door

You've been gone, too long

Welcome, you're home once more

(Welcome home)

So that's your homework for the weekend ;-)

Who could resist a Welsh man singing and a Car salesman who sings the same story ;-)

 

[colin(bridgend)]

If Brian abd Colin can do lead vocals and everyone learns the words she'll be back just to hear -

We were so alone, our love without you

You're part of everything we do

Now you've come back, and you're beside us

These are the words we say to you

Welcome home, welcome

Come on in, and close the door

You've been gone, too long

Welcome, you're home once more

We thought of all the things we'd say to you

When you came back to us someday

When you are here and we're all together

With all our hearts you'll hear us say

Welcome home, welcome

Come on in, and close the door

You've been gone, too long

Welcome, you're home once more

There are so many lonely people

Why must they ever be apart

WE hope someday they'll be together

Singing these words with all our heart

Welcome home, welcome

Come on in, and close the door

You've been gone, too long

Welcome, you're home once more

(Welcome home)

So that's your homework for the weekend ;-)

Who could resist a Welsh man singing and a Car salesman who sings the same story ;-)

Can a car salesman be trusted one must ask?

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Gavin that is a beautiful photo of your labrador. How old is he/she?

 

[BrianStAlbans]

That nice cris , here's one for you...

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)

My need is such I pretend too much

I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)

I play the game but to my real shame

You've left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not (you see)

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're still around

Yeah ooh hoo

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Oh yes I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not you see

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're

Pretending that you're still around

Brian (",)

 

[LizCornwall]

Now we have Brian singing, Please,please,please,please come back, Liz

 

[cris_408518]

So that's your theme song Brian, I'd often wondered.

You really should learn to read what I write rather than what others "ENCRUST" upon my posts!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

OK to prove that we Welsh are not to be outclassed (no relationship to any individual on the forum though):

We keep a welcome in the hillside

We keep a welcome in the vale

This land of ours will still be singing

When you come home to Wales.

This is only a starter - if you want to shut me up regarding my patriotic ways you will have to get our lady friend to return to this forum.

 

[BrianStAlbans]

Naughty "others" ,stop ENCRUSTING cris's posts. Lmmaaaooo

 

[LizCornwall]

LISA

 

[Lol1]

That nice cris , here's one for you...

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)

My need is such I pretend too much

I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)

I play the game but to my real shame

You've left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not (you see)

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're still around

Yeah ooh hoo

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Oh yes I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not you see

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're

Pretending that you're still around

Brian (",)

I think, I might have just wee'd myself, let me check.

Nope, but it was close.

Don't do that again, Brian.

Oh, go on then, I'll risk it.......

;o)

 

[Chrissylizzie]

Hi Lisa

Under the topic 'Where's Tina', there is a thread linked to yours, which also supports your feelings. You are not alone!

 

[MikeP]

That nice cris , here's one for you...

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)

My need is such I pretend too much

I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)

I play the game but to my real shame

You've left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not (you see)

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're still around

Yeah ooh hoo

Too real when I feel what my heart

can't conceal

Oh yes I'm the great pretender

Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)

I seem to be what I'm not you see

I'm wearing my heart like a crown

Pretending that you're

Pretending that you're still around

Brian (",)

That has got to be the best post that I have ever seen on this forum.

 

[Royston]

Stand to be corrected, didnt i read in some past column

that Lisa was going to start a new life in New Zealand.

Royston

 

[emmerson2]

Yes, she was, but I don't think it was due to happen just yet. She's not replying to email, so I suspect she's gone away.

 

[Lol1]

You are correct, Emmerson. I phoned today, as she wasn't answering mine either and her mother in law answered. She's looking after Lisa's pets while she's away. Apparently she will be back, late on Sunday night.

That doesn't mean you can phone and chat up the mother in law. I tried that, she was having none of it......

 

[emmerson2]

Thanks for that Lol. We make see her return to the fold on Monday then.

 

[emmerson2]

Thanks for that Lol. We make see her return to the fold on Monday then.

This bl--dy computer can't spell. That should read "we MAY see" etc.