How To Clean Your Toilet

[JeremyClarksson]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the

water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises

that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and

rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and

run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

[BrianStAlbans]

It works !!!!!!

 

[JandP]

This is an excellent household tip and one that anyone can try. You dont even need your own cat because, in my experience, you only need to go out to the garden and you will find somebody elses paying you a visit. Jim.

 

[Guest]

My daughter has seven cats here that rule the house and gardens, two of them growl at strangers and attract the dogs. The dogs only eat dog food when the cats let them as well!

I would suggest that anyone trying it here would end up as Wiska's!

I'll use the neat little brush provided thank you. But thanks for the tip.

 

[Lol1]

I use this method to wash cats.

The RSPCA have advised me not to use the tumble drier after, but it was only advisory.

 

[NorfolkMike]

Are we suddenly getting very lavatorial?

ttfn

 

[JeremyClarksson]

No, but this could be a cat a*s trophy!