Jeremy Clarkson

[colin(bridgend)]

That is obvious - a SHROVE is a SHOVE with an R in it

 

[Lol1]

See, you learn something new every day, thanks Colin.

 

[cris_408518]

Colin .Easter dates are based on the Gregorian calender by the Catholic Church not the present day Julian one!

 

[Clive-Cardiff]

So who are these people Julian and Gregory? Are they elected Easter officials?

 

[CliveV]

That Gregory has got a lot to answer for!

And as for Julian - Well!

 

[Clive-Cardiff]

I think we ought to keep an eye on this situation, something could be going on under the counter. Thanks to Colin for bringing it to our attention

 

[CliveV]

And as for those people with the same name!

What are they trying to prove!!

 

[CliveV]

My wife just said they are the names of the Easter Bunnies!

Phew - glad that's all sorted!

 

[Clive-Cardiff]

Glad to hear that, I thought they might be Liberal candidates!

 

[cris_408518]

Sorry I always get it r s about.

1582 Pope Gregory did the new Gregorian Calendar that we now use

and the old Julian Calendar was what Easter dates are still based on or something like that!

You lot are normally confused anyways ;-)

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

ahhhhhhhh I see - so J.C. isn't Jeremy Clarkson OR Jesus Christ.... its Julian Calender. Just one question , who the hell is Julian Calender?

 

[cris_408518]

I think he is his mate Sandy's friend!

 

[PaulA3]

I wonder if Clarkson will have a caravan now they have voted to ban smoking in Hotels etc.

 

[emmerson2]

I've just read that load of old tat about easter to Herself. She's now on the phone to Colin's mental hospital in Bridgend! Booking ten beds! They're coming to take us away Ha Ha!But I'm going to run off with the easter bunny!Hee Hee hee !

 

[cris_408518]

Emmo you and your good lady should consider going on a diet if you need ten beds ;-)

Think of your health :-0

 

[emmerson2]

Duh, I think the beds were for all of us. Don't really know now, cos the nice man stuck a needle in my arm and the world's all pretty through the bars on the van windows,Tra-la tra-lee------

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Emmerson could either you or your wife let me know which ward you have booked as I live approx. 5 minutes walk away and my daughter works there so either myself or daughter can visit you and the other inmates off this forum on a regular basis so that you will not be lonely. I will bring my lap top with me so that during visiting time any one of you could log on to the forum to give an update to the more sane contributers.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Emmerson could either you or your wife let me know which ward you have booked as I live approx. 5 minutes walk away and my daughter works there so either myself or daughter can visit you and the other inmates off this forum on a regular basis so that you will not be lonely. I will bring my lap top with me so that during visiting time any one of you could log on to the forum to give an update to the more sane contributers.

I'm here :O)

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Emmerson could either you or your wife let me know which ward you have booked as I live approx. 5 minutes walk away and my daughter works there so either myself or daughter can visit you and the other inmates off this forum on a regular basis so that you will not be lonely. I will bring my lap top with me so that during visiting time any one of you could log on to the forum to give an update to the more sane contributers.

WHERE!!!!!!

 

[emmerson2]

WHERE!!!!!!

But Colin, you're in the next bed!The man next to you is LB, and they haven't found Clive V yet!

 

[emmerson2]

But Colin, you're in the next bed!The man next to you is LB, and they haven't found Clive V yet!

Don't know where Big Roy and Cris are either. Perhaps they ARE the Easter bunnies!