One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

Some men say they don"t wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation .Well,that"s the point, isn"t it?

 

[Challenger]

Charlie Sheen is American, Michael Sheen is Welsh, Barry Sheen is British and Mr Sheen is
.......polish.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

Scientists have recently discovered food that greatly reduces sex drive. It"s called wedding cake.

 

[Sam Vimes]

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

 

[Beachball]

Have you heard about the new restaurant called "Karma?" There"s no menu- you get what you deserve.

 

[Beachball]

6:30 is the best time on a clock,hands down.

 

[Beachball]

I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago; I know live in constant fear.

 

[Hutch]

 

[Beardy]

 

[Hutch]

Already got one. But cuddly.

 

[Gagakev]

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You must have a fair few of them then Hutch

 

[otherclive]

Already got one. But cuddly.
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Looks as if he’s been watching the first half of Scotland v Hungary.

 

[Hutch]

Looks as if he’s been watching the first half of Scotland v Hungary.

Don't rub it in, If Germany hadn't scored 5 goals Scotland would have won.
But if the hadn't scored 6 goals it would have been a draw.

 

[Beachball]

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

 

[Beachball]

Advice to husbands : Try praising your wife now and then, even it does startle her at first.

 

[Beachball]

Why can"t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

When he talks, it isn"t a conversation .It"s a filibuster.

 

[Jcloughie]

John

 

[Beachball]

I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them.

 

[toad a caravan]

Your Country needs Lerts ..,be Alert

 

[Beachball]

You can"t believe everything you hear--- but you can repeat it.

 

[borderbilly]

Went for a prostate examination, doctor says during the examination you may get a erection Harry, I said my name is not Harry, he said I know, my name is Harry!

 

[Beachball]

What a dog"s favorite homework assignment ? A lab report .