One liners, Humour

[Challenger]

 

[Sam Vimes]

Oh yes...know that well.

 

[Hutch]

Oh yes...know that well.

There must be a 10mm socket in there somewhere.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

Why don"t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed.

 

[Beachball]

Well, be Frank with you I"d have to change my name.

 

[Dustydog]

 

[Buckman]

Had to look up Rick Astley as had no idea who he is.

 

[otherclive]

An A4 printed copy will be displayed in our front window. May deter canvassers.

 

[Beachball]

Had to look up Rick Astley as had no idea who he is.

He a singer my son use to buy his Albums

 

[Hutch]

 

[Mr Grumpy]

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Saw 1 of those flying in secondary school.
The intended target saw it coming, caught it, and returned it to the launcher at a great rate of knots.
Didn't see it flying about after that.

 

[Jcloughie]

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In secondary, one just missed my head and made a hole in the peg board behind me. But it did make me pay attention.

John

 

[Beachball]

if athletes get athlete"s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

 

[Beachball]

I went to a seafood disco last week , but ended up pulling a mussel.

 

[borderbilly]

I went to a seafood disco last week , but ended up pulling a mussel.

Like how you squeezed that 1 in, was it from the shelf?

 

[otherclive]

– One benefit of old age is that your secrets are safe with your friends, they can’t remember them either!

 

[Sam Vimes]

Only if you can remember who your friends are.

 

[otherclive]

Only if you can remember who your friends are.

They are the ones that meet you in the pub and have forgotten their wallets.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

lt takes a lot of balls to golf the way l do.

 

[Beachball]

the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?

 

[Challenger]