One liners, Humour

[DaveA1]

Being slightly on the neurodiverse spectrum my ability to recognise humour isn’t the same as others.

WOW!

 

[otherclive]

Hutch, I think OC and BB missed the joke. 😒

John

Don’t think I did. But perhaps you took the bait!!
🤣🤣🤣

 

[otherclive]

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A Citroen Piccaso

Somewhat smaller than the Renault Renoir, but nice nevertheless.

 

[otherclive]

 

[Jcloughie]

Hard pill to swallow

Someone stole my antidepressants.
Whoever they are,
I hope they're happy...

John

 

[Beachball]

Hard pill to swallow

Someone stole my antidepressants.
Whoever they are,
I hope they're happy...

John

Watch this space ?!

 

[Mr Plodd]

U bends, I cant get my head around them.

Multi-storey car parks, are wrong on so many levels

What are occasional tables the rest of the time

Whatever happened to rhetorical questions

Why did Kamikazi pilots wear parachutes

 

[Raywood]

What type of whisky do rabbits drink.
Hop scotch.
Did you hear about the glass blower who sucked when he should have blown. He got a pain in the stomach.

 

[Jaydug]

Did you hear about the glass blower who sucked when he should have blown. He got a pain in the stomach.

Surely it was a pane?

 

[Sam Vimes]

My wife's teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

 

[Raywood]

My wife's teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

So are some of mine!

 

[Beachball]

Miraculous when you can remove them and then morning comes and you return to normal! After four sets of these miraculous teeth I have had to accept that they are more trouble than they are worth and go commando!

 

[otherclive]

Miraculous when you can remove them and then morning comes and you return to normal! After four sets of these miraculous teeth I have had to accept that they are more trouble than they are worth and go commando!

Just like my BIL when he comes down for breakfast on visiting us. Horrifying.

 

[Mr Plodd]

My mother in law is a treasure Should be buried.

I do have a soft spot for her though, Romney Marsh

Seen on a T Shirt "Why do I treat everyone I meet as an idiot? It saves time!

If you are OCD surely you have CDO? (Letters In the correct order?)

 

[Jcloughie]

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks ended at line two

 

[Jcloughie]

Science jokes for Christmas crackers.

What do you call the study of shopping?

Buy-ology!
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What's a scientists favourite dog?

A Lab!
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Why are fish so clever?

Because they live in schools!

 

[Beachball]

How does the man in the moon get his hair cut ? Eclipse it

 

[Raywood]

What chocolate bar opens your front door.
A Yorkie.

 

[Beachball]

What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear

 

[Hutch]

Have we all been opening last Year's Christmas Crackers ?

Keep them coming. 🥰

 

[Sam Vimes]

Tommy Cooper joke....

Man walked into a bar. Ouch! It was an iron bar.

 

[Beachball]

What do you call a mobster who"s buried in cement ? A hardened criminal

 

[Beachball]

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town ? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn

 

[Beachball]

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away

 

[Woodentop]

Per Harry Kane's missed penalty, I heard the other day that his kick was such a poor strike even Mick Lynch wouldn't support it!