One liners, Humour

[Martin_E]

The only time I open my mouth is to change what ever foot I have in it.

😂

 

[Jcloughie]

My fitness trainer asked what kind of squats I’m accustomed to doing. I said, Diddly.

John

 

[Hutch]

 

[Challenger]

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Taxi for Mr Hutch !

 

[DaveA1]

On a forum about my local town there was a discussion about the street names around our town and who and what they are named after.
One person posted that they lived in Dorothy Ave, and ask who was Dorothy.
Someone replied. " Was she the one who ran off with a wizard"

 

[Jcloughie]

John

 

[Beachball]

It was an emotional wedding .Even the cake was in tiers .

 

[GaryB]

New lightweight DIY barbeque launched:

 

[DaveA1]

New lightweight DIY barbeque launched:

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chocolate tea pot springs to mind

 

[DaveA1]

Fact The first engine driven bus ran on human excrement from Bristol to Bath on the number 2 route.

 

[Martin_E]

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you!

 

[Jcloughie]

 

[Raywood]

At the zoo was a lizard standing on its back legs telling jokes. It was a stand up chameleon.

 

[Jcloughie]

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.......

John

 

[Hutch]

 

[Challenger]

Australian 'Dad' joke

 

[Hutch]

Australian 'Dad' joke
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Not much more room for one.

 

[Beachball]

What do you call a hippie"s wife? Mississippi.

 

[Challenger]

 

[otherclive]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Hutch]

 

[Beachball]

What do you call a steak that"s been knighted by the queen? Sir Loin

 

[Mel]

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other;
I can’t drive this.
Mel

 

[Beachball]

I know they say moneys talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye"