I"m am not saying your perfume is to strong. I"m just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
Doc, I can"t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome is it common i asked it not unusual" he replied
It helps if the full joke is posted not just five words and the letter “T”. 😂
Cheesy joke #1 from This years Cheese Advent Calendar.
What did the Cheese say when it looked in the mirror.
Well Hallu-mi
What did the Cheese say when it looked in the mirror.
Well Hallu-mi
Doctor, there"s a patient on line one that says he"s invisible". Well, tell him I can"t see him right now,"
I miss a Haggis supper on the way home from the pub.The Scots will fry anything.
What sort of photos do Santa's little helpers take. ?
Elfies.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school, ?
The Elfabet.
Elfies.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school, ?
The Elfabet.
Just as well you missed it. They're a devil to clean off the windscreen.
On a cruise, a sailor is looking over the ocean and spots sharks. He says to the lady passenger. “We don’t want to go in here, they are man-eating sharks”.
“Oh!”, she replies, “Do the eat the whole of you”.
“I think they spit that bit out”. Says he.
John
“Oh!”, she replies, “Do the eat the whole of you”.
“I think they spit that bit out”. Says he.
John
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