"Can you get some bleach, washing powder and some shake and vac while you're out?" My wife asked.
"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied.😆
"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied.😆
I took this pic some years ago at Portsmouth CAMC, just could not resist it, it may have been an act of God, (and may have shared it before).
John
John
Not a one liner, but sad.
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'
Mel
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I really am surprised that the old Skoda jokes are still around. Must show my age 😂
As a previous owner of a Skoda Estelle 105, our first second car, it did 70k pretty reliable miles. When I lived in Cumbria the Skoda had no problems transiting the Lakeland passes and the motorways between Cumbria and Wiltshire. A super little car.. Now my more modern 2014 Superb gave trouble and some expensive bills.
As a previous owner of a Skoda Estelle 105, our first second car, it did 70k pretty reliable miles. When I lived in Cumbria the Skoda had no problems transiting the Lakeland passes and the motorways between Cumbria and Wiltshire. A super little car.. Now my more modern 2014 Superb gave trouble and some expensive bills.
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Perhaps Skoda brought it upon themselves.
When we went to the Czech Republic a local took pride in telling us the translation was “What a pity”.
Nevertheless, I fancy a Superb estate. 😁
John
When we went to the Czech Republic a local took pride in telling us the translation was “What a pity”.
Nevertheless, I fancy a Superb estate. 😁
John
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The name Skoda came from the surname of the founder of the company, like Ford, Morris. It’s alternative Czech meanings will change depending on if it has a capital “S“ or lower case “s” . The Carscoop definitions relate to the small “s” spelling.
Its still less embarrassing than taking your Pajero to Spain 😂😂😂
Its still less embarrassing than taking your Pajero to Spain 😂😂😂
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Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car, feeling sick when paying for it, then you have probably got, Carownervirus
John...
Amusing statement from Muhammad Ali - this coming from someone who's occupation was wacking other people around the head.
Amusing statement from Muhammad Ali - this coming from someone who's occupation was wacking other people around the head.
John...
Amusing statement from Muhammad Ali - this coming from someone who's occupation was wacking other people around the head.
That’s what’s meant by ‘service’. 🥴. Perhaps he should have written ’the service you do to others’.
John
Where would two motorists have a fight ?
On a duel-carriageway.
Where would two farmers have a fight ?
On a duel-cabbageway.
On a duel-carriageway.
Where would two farmers have a fight ?
On a duel-cabbageway.
Two of my great grandchildren were quizzed on life choices, money marriage etc. very funny. This is the older child.
View: https://youtu.be/yGkRUcJ0jzA
Her brother aged 6 was asked some questions today. A lot of his answers was Lamborghini. But one answer I really loved.
Whats the capital of England?
Answer….
E
John
Her brother aged 6 was asked some questions today. A lot of his answers was Lamborghini. But one answer I really loved.
Whats the capital of England?
Answer….
E
John
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I wasted 4 hours in A&E getting a mole checked.
Apparently, they all look like that and I should have left it in the garden
Apparently, they all look like that and I should have left it in the garden
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