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On the theme of he old Skoda joke is what do you call a Lada with a sunroof?

A skip.
 
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Not a one liner, but sad.
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'
 
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I really am surprised that the old Skoda jokes are still around. Must show my age ๐Ÿ˜‚

As a previous owner of a Skoda Estelle 105, our first second car, it did 70k pretty reliable miles. When I lived in Cumbria the Skoda had no problems transiting the Lakeland passes and the motorways between Cumbria and Wiltshire. A super little car.. Now my more modern 2014 Superb gave trouble and some expensive bills.
 
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Perhaps Skoda brought it upon themselves.

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When we went to the Czech Republic a local took pride in telling us the translation was โ€œWhat a pityโ€.

Nevertheless, I fancy a Superb estate. ๐Ÿ˜



John
 
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The name Skoda came from the surname of the founder of the company, like Ford, Morris. Itโ€™s alternative Czech meanings will change depending on if it has a capital โ€œSโ€œ or lower case โ€œsโ€ . The Carscoop definitions relate to the small โ€œsโ€ spelling.

Its still less embarrassing than taking your Pajero to Spain ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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John...

Amusing statement from Muhammad Ali - this coming from someone who's occupation was wacking other people around the head. :)
 
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John...

Amusing statement from Muhammad Ali - this coming from someone who's occupation was wacking other people around the head. :)

Thatโ€™s whatโ€™s meant by โ€˜serviceโ€™. ๐Ÿฅด. Perhaps he should have written โ€™the service you do to othersโ€™.

John
 
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Where would two motorists have a fight ?
On a duel-carriageway.

Where would two farmers have a fight ?
On a duel-cabbageway.
 
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Two of my great grandchildren were quizzed on life choices, money marriage etc. very funny. This is the older child.

View: https://youtu.be/yGkRUcJ0jzA



Her brother aged 6 was asked some questions today. A lot of his answers was Lamborghini. But one answer I really loved.

Whats the capital of England?

Answerโ€ฆ.










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John
 
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My son has just gone into business putting ignition switches into cars,
Apparently it is a Start up business.
 
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