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One liners, Humour
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Not a one liner, but sad.
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'
A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' and he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? --- because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'
LOL
Fill the fuel tank.
Mel
Moderator
I really am surprised that the old Skoda jokes are still around. Must show my age 😂
As a previous owner of a Skoda Estelle 105, our first second car, it did 70k pretty reliable miles. When I lived in Cumbria the Skoda had no problems transiting the Lakeland passes and the motorways between Cumbria and Wiltshire. A super little car.. Now my more modern 2014 Superb gave trouble and some expensive bills.
As a previous owner of a Skoda Estelle 105, our first second car, it did 70k pretty reliable miles. When I lived in Cumbria the Skoda had no problems transiting the Lakeland passes and the motorways between Cumbria and Wiltshire. A super little car.. Now my more modern 2014 Superb gave trouble and some expensive bills.
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The name Skoda came from the surname of the founder of the company, like Ford, Morris. It’s alternative Czech meanings will change depending on if it has a capital “S“ or lower case “s” . The Carscoop definitions relate to the small “s” spelling.
Its still less embarrassing than taking your Pajero to Spain 😂😂😂
Its still less embarrassing than taking your Pajero to Spain 😂😂😂
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That’s what’s meant by ‘service’. 🥴. Perhaps he should have written ’the service you do to others’.
John
Two of my great grandchildren were quizzed on life choices, money marriage etc. very funny. This is the older child.
View: https://youtu.be/yGkRUcJ0jzA
Her brother aged 6 was asked some questions today. A lot of his answers was Lamborghini. But one answer I really loved.
Whats the capital of England?
Answer….
E
John
Her brother aged 6 was asked some questions today. A lot of his answers was Lamborghini. But one answer I really loved.
Whats the capital of England?
Answer….
E
John
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I wasted 4 hours in A&E getting a mole checked.
Apparently, they all look like that and I should have left it in the garden
Apparently, they all look like that and I should have left it in the garden
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