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I would like to offer them all an apprenticeship, start aged 65 years.
Our trade..............Scaffolding!!
Our trade..............Scaffolding!!
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Our local main hospital in Bath are advertising free Will writing services. Quite relevant to your posts comment block. 😂
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Found a key in town, handed it in at the police station if anyone has lost it.
John
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Weren't you eligible 30 years ago? 🤣 🤣
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Did you hear about the notebook that married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
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Here is one for Border billy.
What do you call a Scotsman who makes his son polish his shoes ?
McKay, while the son shines.
What do you call a Scotsman who makes his son polish his shoes ?
McKay, while the son shines.
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Hers Tay ya, Fas like ya, Guis fue.
My all time favourites from my 10 year old son ( now 51) who had just discovered jokes in first place:-
"my dog has got no nose!
"How does he smell?"
"Flipping awful"
followed up in second place
"knock , knock"
"whos there?"
"Little man"
"little man who?"
"little man who couldn't reach the doorbell"
needless to say he didn't make it as a comedian, Now a highly skilled ethical hacker for an ISP
"my dog has got no nose!
"How does he smell?"
"Flipping awful"
followed up in second place
"knock , knock"
"whos there?"
"Little man"
"little man who?"
"little man who couldn't reach the doorbell"
needless to say he didn't make it as a comedian, Now a highly skilled ethical hacker for an ISP
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We may not be socks, but I know we"d make a great pair.
The hat said to the scarf"I'll go on ahead,you just hang around"
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Last night I yanked out a couple of nose hairs just to see if it hurt. Judging by how fast my wife woke up screaming, I'm guessing the answer is YES.
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If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, he would be your FedEx.
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