Dustydog said:
His last posting on the forum was March 2014, however his profile shows his last viewing visit to the forum Aug 2015, so he was lurking only a few months ago.
DeliDave_ said:Sproket said:
And Lady Linda & Sir Deli Dave Probably a week
Excellent :cheer:
Will Sir Light Pole Man be joining us?
I do hope so
Your Majesty think I need to revoke my membership to the Woosie Club.
(See thetford toilet leak in Technical)
I no longer see myself as a Woosie the Pee leak spilled into the compartment and into the chambers below, i had to clean it all up with my bare hands, no pink Woosie gloves and no other protection, just gritted teeth and urges galore. So on this basis I dont qualify as a woosie any more.
Man I'm proud I did it............now was it my pee or ladygaga's????
(See thetford toilet leak in Technical)
I no longer see myself as a Woosie the Pee leak spilled into the compartment and into the chambers below, i had to clean it all up with my bare hands, no pink Woosie gloves and no other protection, just gritted teeth and urges galore. So on this basis I dont qualify as a woosie any more.
Man I'm proud I did it............now was it my pee or ladygaga's????
Gagakev said:Your Majesty think I need to revoke my membership to the Woosie Club.
(See thetford toilet leak in Technical)
I no longer see myself as a Woosie the Pee leak spilled into the compartment and into the chambers below, i had to clean it all up with my bare hands, no pink Woosie gloves and no other protection, just gritted teeth and urges galore. So on this basis I dont qualify as a woosie any more.
Man I'm proud I did it............now was it my pee or ladygaga's????
Kev
You have now renewed your life membership of the Woosie club :woohoo: :woohoo:
Anyway .....
Been there done that
when i found that the blade didn't wouldn't open properly due to the cassette not being fully located ....
Sproket said:Gagakev said:Your Majesty think I need to revoke my membership to the Woosie Club.
(See thetford toilet leak in Technical)
I no longer see myself as a Woosie the Pee leak spilled into the compartment and into the chambers below, i had to clean it all up with my bare hands, no pink Woosie gloves and no other protection, just gritted teeth and urges galore. So on this basis I dont qualify as a woosie any more.
Man I'm proud I did it............now was it my pee or ladygaga's????
Kev
You have now renewed your life membership of the Woosie club :woohoo: :woohoo:
Anyway .....
Been there done that
Ah so could be a simple answer...thanks Sir Sprocket
Dont think I like the LIFE membership though....thought it was an annual one :lol:
Gagakev said:
But as you were a founder member with DD it's only right :silly:
From what i have found you have form :lol:
Gagakev said:
Dustydog said:Oh dear
Sir Gagakev's been Woosied again
Does this mean Sir Gagakev now becomes 4 BAR? (or just barred completely?)
Right from my joining I have been saying I was a 'Woosie' imposter, a pseudo Woosie, the 'job' Kev did was such a trivial Woosie duty, what no lumps? (a real Woosie would have got the other ½ to have done it anyway.) I suppose my qualifications from the start were to "laugh" at a Woosies weaknesses! It is sometimes QI to read our original dissertations for membership and some of the stories told. ---------- Ah history!
From page 1 of this thread:- dated 4 years 4 weeks ago.
We are currently updating the application procedure and holding a special AGM very shortly. New membership applications will now include;
Any one who is scared of silly things like spiders etc
Any one who finds normal everyday chores repulsive
Any one with initials/name that we find suitable.
Any one who runs around after there better halfs which is unneccasary
Any one who gives silly remarks to others on this forum
Read more at http://www.practicalcaravan.com/forum/chit-chat/44911-woosie-club?start=0#cIXr8sri6JewrP47.99
From page 1 of this thread:- dated 4 years 4 weeks ago.
We are currently updating the application procedure and holding a special AGM very shortly. New membership applications will now include;
Any one who is scared of silly things like spiders etc
Any one who finds normal everyday chores repulsive
Any one with initials/name that we find suitable.
Any one who runs around after there better halfs which is unneccasary
Any one who gives silly remarks to others on this forum
Read more at http://www.practicalcaravan.com/forum/chit-chat/44911-woosie-club?start=0#cIXr8sri6JewrP47.99
Well I'm petrified of spiders, and chores make me sick - I should currently be cleaning the bathroom... :lol:
Here is the updated list from a week ago:
Search for new Members
If anyone wishes to become a Knight or Dame of the Woosie Club Round Table please tell us some of your silly stories or pet dislikes about getting your hands dirty caravanning. No need to be lavatorial. Examples are:
Anyone who is scared of silly things like spiders, etc
Anyone who finds normal everyday chores repulsive
Anyone with initials/name that we find suitable
Anyone who runs around after their better half which is unnecessary
Anyone who gives silly remarks to others on this forum
Those who won’t sleep in their awning
Those who waste electricity heating the awning at 2kw just to keep the dog warm
Those who want a Chinese take-away delivered to their caravan door
Don't like getting muddy
Complain to the Wardens about the weather
Driven off with the jockey wheel still down or the rear steadies not wound up
Unhitched the van and driven away thereby breaking the breakaway cable
Used the toilet for 1s and 2s but forgotten to add the chemicals
Left SWMBO behind
Dropped the Thetford filler cap down the disposal point hole
Used the Thetford before the waste tank has been installed
You need to publicly declare your indiscretions and you will be proposed and seconded for membership. It will then be up to our King/Queen to bestow a knighthood on you, after choosing a suitable name.
Read more at http://www.practicalcaravan.com/forum/chit-chat/44911-woosie-club?start=3520#weBDRss07x0XXFB5.99
Search for new Members
If anyone wishes to become a Knight or Dame of the Woosie Club Round Table please tell us some of your silly stories or pet dislikes about getting your hands dirty caravanning. No need to be lavatorial. Examples are:
Anyone who is scared of silly things like spiders, etc
Anyone who finds normal everyday chores repulsive
Anyone with initials/name that we find suitable
Anyone who runs around after their better half which is unnecessary
Anyone who gives silly remarks to others on this forum
Those who won’t sleep in their awning
Those who waste electricity heating the awning at 2kw just to keep the dog warm
Those who want a Chinese take-away delivered to their caravan door
Don't like getting muddy
Complain to the Wardens about the weather
Driven off with the jockey wheel still down or the rear steadies not wound up
Unhitched the van and driven away thereby breaking the breakaway cable
Used the toilet for 1s and 2s but forgotten to add the chemicals
Left SWMBO behind
Dropped the Thetford filler cap down the disposal point hole
Used the Thetford before the waste tank has been installed
You need to publicly declare your indiscretions and you will be proposed and seconded for membership. It will then be up to our King/Queen to bestow a knighthood on you, after choosing a suitable name.
Read more at http://www.practicalcaravan.com/forum/chit-chat/44911-woosie-club?start=3520#weBDRss07x0XXFB5.99
WoodlandsCamper said:Dustydog said:Oh dear
Sir Gagakev's been Woosied again
Does this mean Sir Gagakev now becomes 4 BAR? (or just barred completely?)
I cant have another BAR...please....I Drink too much now :lol: :silly: :lol:
WoodlandsCamper said:Here is the updated list from a week ago:
Anyone who is scared of silly things like spiders, etc
Not in front of the OH
Anyone who finds normal everyday chores repulsive
Yep
Anyone with initials/name that we find suitable
Not Applicable
Anyone who runs around after their better half which is unnecessary
Got to turn this one around
Anyone who gives silly remarks to others on this forum
Guilty
Those who won’t sleep in their awning
Why? I got abed in the van!
Those who waste electricity heating the awning at 2kw just to keep the dog warm
Not for the dog but for me and OH
Those who want a Chinese take-away delivered to their caravan door
Always collect ours
Don't like getting muddy
This one for Sir WC, he prefers hard standing then grass
Complain to the Wardens about the weather
I complain to everyone
Driven off with the jockey wheel still down or the rear steadies not wound up
Not yet...plenty of time for that one
Unhitched the van and driven away thereby breaking the breakaway cable
As above
Used the toilet for 1s and 2s but forgotten to add the chemicals
Is that possible?
Left SWMBO behind
Ummm..... is this a wish....please dont tell her
Dropped the Thetford filler cap down the disposal point hole
GUILTY ....full length of arm down drain...then off to shower
Used the Thetford before the waste tank has been installed
Again plenty of time for this one
Happy vanning folks
Used the Thetford before the waste tank has been installed
Again plenty of time for this one
See Thetford problem. !!!! :dry:
Hutch.
Again plenty of time for this one
See Thetford problem. !!!! :dry:
Hutch.
Mel
Moderator
Your majesty, have the waters receeded enough for a site inspection yet? Any news about a Woosiefest venue? Your subjects are agog. (Or something like that)
Mel
Mel
Perhaps we could rename King Sprocket to King Canute such that he can push the water back. :lol:
Parksy
Moderator
Thanks, we hope to come along to the wild and wooly north to imbibe and feast with the WoosiesDustydog said:DeliDave_ said:Sproket said:
And Lady Linda & Sir Deli Dave Probably a week
Excellent :cheer:
Will Sir Light Pole Man be joining us?
I do hope so
I suspect His Royal Woosieness has been listening to too much Handel's Water Music or was it Wet Wet Wet
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