As Gagakev said one Woosie moment is part way there and a couple more moments will be required. :lol:
Dustydog said:
Louise tells me they are redesigning their brochure and plan. She is looking for an old one to send me.
More will follow.
cheers
DD
Mel
Moderator
Martin24 said:We're on 34 for our measly 2 night stay
no idea how many of us there will be. Fingers crossed I may not be outnumbered at all!
Next door to me Martin. We are on 35.
Mel
Dustydog said:Who's on 38 & 39 ?? Any offers
So who could be on pitch 38
hmy:| Outfit | Arrive | Depart | Nights | Booked |
| King Sprocket | Tue 13th | Tue 20th | 7 | Yes = 37 |
| Sir Gagakev | Sun 11th | Thu 22nd | 11 | Yes = 8 |
| Lady Mel | Tue 13th | Mon 19th | 6 | Yes = 35 |
| Sir Gab | Sun 11th | Mon 19th | 8 | Yes = 10 |
| Sir WC | Thu 15th | Mon 19th | 4 | Yes = 9 |
| Sir Dustydog | Thu 15th | Thu 22nd | 7 | Yes = 36 |
| Sir Deli Dave | Tue 13th | Wed 21st | 8 | Yes = 11 |
| Sir Baldrick | Tue 13th | Mon 19th | 6 | |
| Sir Outnumbered 4:1 | Fri 16th | Sun 18th | 2 | Yes = 34 |
| Sir Were Rabbit | Wed 14th | Mon 19th | 5 | Yes = 39 |
| Lightpole Man | Sun 11th | Wed 21st | 10 | Yes = 40 |
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Children - possibly
Dogs - no. King Sprocket (3 dogs), Sir Dustydog (2 dogs), Sir Gagakev (1 dog)
Dogs - no. King Sprocket (3 dogs), Sir Dustydog (2 dogs), Sir Gagakev (1 dog)
Just mentioned to mumsie that if Jenny had the friday off work and she came and stayed to look after the children and dogs we could arrive in better time! Fingers crossed!!!!
Gafferbill said:Gagakev said:saint-spoon said:
Thats a start Saint-Spoon, give us a couple more and who knows you may well become one of us
..........I am ready and waiting to support a fellow Southerner and Nissan Terrano driver who wants to join the Woosies.
Being only a Sir in brackets Baldrick I will wait for proper Sirs on the top table to say yea or nay on when and if any test has been met
The story goes, and it wasn't my fault honestly guvnor, we trolled up at sandy Balls last Friday evensong at round half six. It was dark as it is this time of the season and after we booked in we trolled off to find our pitch (number seven it the touring field as it happens). Looking for a vacant pitch with a number seven we plodded our way around the estate but to no avail, no vacant spaces anywhere around the area that we had expected to find one. Anyway as it turns out a top hat (rhyming slang) had not only decided that he preferred the pitch that we had booked and paid for but he would also occupy the adjacent pitch (number six) with his works van. How ignorant and selfish is that? So I was getting more and more frustrated as were the kids in the back (are weeee neeearly therrre yet on repeat) and I cut a corner a bit too tight in the darkness… then I tried to reverse off (two woosies in one) which caused the damage I think.
Eventually the Agent Rosser (more rhyming slang) came out and offered to move his work van but only after the wife had been along and established that he was in fact pitched in the wrong place.
The next morning someone turned up in a mobile home wanting to pitch in the pitch that they had booked (yes it was number six) but despite us pointing out that the idiot in number 7 was in fact in our pitch they authorities simply moved the new mobile homer to another pitch. The next night the warden questioned us again as pitch 6 should have been empty… as far as I am aware there was no redress for the ignorant pitch stealer who moved his work van to another pitch and caused even more nausea when another family turned up and tried to pitch there whilst he and his wife were out for the day… and his dog was yappie.
That's just one event. I think you need to prostrate yourself on at least 2 other Woosie moments so we can all have a laugh. :woohoo:
I think you need to prostrate yourself on at least 2 other Woosie moments so we can all have a laugh. :woohoo:
Mel
Moderator
WoodlandsCamper said:That's just one event.
Oooooh you are a harsh man Sir WC. Can't we knight saint spoon and then allow him to give us a laugh and come to the Woosiefest.
Mel
NAY, he needs to " Prostrate" a few more failures ,yet, I was only accepted after 4 addmitable failures, but Hopefully , the firsst accolade is admitting to being a Numpty,
Hutch.
Hutch.
Sir Were rabbitEH52ARH said:NAY, he needs to " Prostrate" a few more failures ,yet, I was only accepted after 4 addmitable failures, but Hopefully , the firsst accolade is admitting to being a Numpty,
Hutch.
maybe your first three statements weren't quite Woosieish
Leave it to the Woosies for a fair hearing.
We are a very easy going bunch of jokers.
And we are fair.
saint-spoon said:Gafferbill said:Gagakev said:saint-spoon said:
Thats a start Saint-Spoon, give us a couple more and who knows you may well become one of us
..........I am ready and waiting to support a fellow Southerner and Nissan Terrano driver who wants to join the Woosies.
Being only a Sir in brackets Baldrick I will wait for proper Sirs on the top table to say yea or nay on when and if any test has been met
The story goes, and it wasn't my fault honestly guvnor, we trolled up at sandy Balls last Friday evensong at round half six. It was dark as it is this time of the season and after we booked in we trolled off to find our pitch (number seven it the touring field as it happens). Looking for a vacant pitch with a number seven we plodded our way around the estate but to no avail, no vacant spaces anywhere around the area that we had expected to find one. Anyway as it turns out a top hat (rhyming slang) had not only decided that he preferred the pitch that we had booked and paid for but he would also occupy the adjacent pitch (number six) with his works van. How ignorant and selfish is that? So I was getting more and more frustrated as were the kids in the back (are weeee neeearly therrre yet on repeat) and I cut a corner a bit too tight in the darkness… then I tried to reverse off (two woosies in one) which caused the damage I think.
Eventually the Agent Rosser (more rhyming slang) came out and offered to move his work van but only after the wife had been along and established that he was in fact pitched in the wrong place.
The next morning someone turned up in a mobile home wanting to pitch in the pitch that they had booked (yes it was number six) but despite us pointing out that the idiot in number 7 was in fact in our pitch they authorities simply moved the new mobile homer to another pitch. The next night the warden questioned us again as pitch 6 should have been empty… as far as I am aware there was no redress for the ignorant pitch stealer who moved his work van to another pitch and caused even more nausea when another family turned up and tried to pitch there whilst he and his wife were out for the day… and his dog was yappie.
Inspector Gaga here....I have highlighted in red what i believe to be a possible single incident, are your trying to fleece us all here Saint spoon??? Or did it happen twice???
If it did happen twice i believe you are a massive Woosie and well on your way to joining us, come on tell us the truth, I dont want to call in the Court Jester just yet :silly: :lol: :silly:
I humbly appoligise,, as it might help my very self in empyting the Woosiese Thrones. Well just checked leaving Nebius , S France . 1 st September, 1008 miles to Woosiesfest. /color] . Get a weekend at home . Bofore meeting up.
Hutch AND Miss Shuggy...
Hutch AND Miss Shuggy...
EH52ARH said:
Me NOT happy, you have stolen my long distance travel crown, I HAVE ALWAYS had the furthest to travel...until now
I only got the 333 miles to do
You should have it still as we will stop off at home for a couple of nights. , don't know travel dates yet. Last stop Vermenton , near Auxerre. Then Les clercse des Fontaine.
EH52ARH said:
You speaking that Yorky dialect again ..... Vermenton , Auxerre. Les clercse des Fontaine :lol:
Gagakev said:EH52ARH said:
Me NOT happy, you have stolen my long distance travel crown, I HAVE ALWAYS had the furthest to travel...Until now
I only got the 333 miles to do
Fear not our Noble Sir Gagakev the rabbit did say his mile at least two weeks before you travel.Thus your mileage crown is safe.
I and Lady Villa will be travelling for two days to get to the Woosiefest but unlike you and Lady Mags not from home.
So your Honour and Record is safe
Dustydog said:Gagakev said:EH52ARH said:
Me NOT happy, you have stolen my long distance travel crown, I HAVE ALWAYS had the furthest to travel...Until now
I only got the 333 miles to do
Fear not our Noble Sir Gagakev the rabbit did say his mile at least two weeks before you travel.Thus your mileage crown is safe.
I and Lady Villa will be travelling for two days to get to the Woosiefest but unlike you and Lady Mags not from home.
So your Honour and Record is safe
PHEW... didnt want no Rabbit hopping it off me :silly: :lol:
I t might all depend on when we we arrive in to Gods Country. , and I hope at the Woosie fest it't n
National Dress, !!!!!
National Dress, !!!!!
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