Woosie Confession time...
Although my membership of the Woosie Club is on an honorary basis due to the moddying requirements of impartiality, never let it be said that I fail to adhere to the finest traditions of the Woosies.
I bought a Kampa Rally pro porch awning which I'm sure was advertised as an air awning, it was a bargain and I remember adding a post on the forum about it.
Because of family commitments we were a little bit late in using the caravan for the first time this year, and for our first couple of trips we didn't need the awning so it remained in it's box in the garage, I'd almost forgotten about it to be honest.
We went to Polmanter in St Ives for a fortnight in June so I took the awning, but it turned out not to be the air awning but it's normal pole counterpart.
Undaunted, because I'd still made a decent saving, I erected this awning but during our stay St Ives was hit by Atlantic storms, with gale force winds and torrential rain.
The awning was manufactured using the nylon ripstop material that is lightweight, and unfortunately the wind ripped the awning along the rail beading, the rain bent several poles and I ended up binning it in disgust.
The time gap from when we bought the awning meant that it was a bit too late to complain, I should have tried it out earlier and I was sick of the whole thing, especially the bad weather.
I saw a really nice used Isabella Magnum porch advertised so I bought it, it's a lovely example with carbon poles, midnight blue and cream and there were extras such as new non standard curtains, brand new plastic pegs, a breathable groundsheet and loads of bits and bobs in several bags carefully packed by the previous owner who had really looked after this awning.
Our annual visit to the Twinwood Festival over the August Bank Holiday looked like a good time to try it out, so myself and Stephen (yep, another one!), the old guy in his motorhome who we've pitched next to for the past ten years out of the fourteen that we've been, emptied the poles bag, threaded the awning through the rail and scratched our heads wondering how the poles went.
There seemed a lot of poles of differing lengths, Stephen has a very broad Yorkshire accent and mine is true Black Country so a passing stranger could have been forgiven for thinking that we were foreign, or maybe Martian, as we did our best to communicate with each other (beer usually helps :lol: ) to put the poles up properly
Eventually after much muttering of curses and scratching of heads we managed to put the awning up, and even though I say so myself it looked fantastic!
My Twinwood buddy Stephen wandered off to have his dinner, and I thought that before my hard earned cup of coffee I'd put the new carefully folded and packaged curtains up to add the finishing touch.
The wife of the man who sold the Izzy had taken some time and trouble to iron and to fold these curtains and when I lifted the top one from it's package and shook it, a booklet dropped to the floor....
The awning instructions! :lol:

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