Beepee As your King of the Woosie Round tableI I hereby decree you are elible to become a Woosie.
A big welcome to you
As a special entitlement you may decide your Woosie Round Table title
You May select Sir 4.5 Days, Sir Sticky, or Sir PeePee
All you have to do to confirm acceptance is add your new title in pink or purple to yor signature box
You may want to decide to join the rest of us Woosies at our meet in October at Rivendale where a new King/Queen
will be enrolled, if interested let us know and we will tell you how to book.
Yours
King Gagakev WC (2Bar)
A big welcome to you
As a special entitlement you may decide your Woosie Round Table title
You May select Sir 4.5 Days, Sir Sticky, or Sir PeePee
All you have to do to confirm acceptance is add your new title in pink or purple to yor signature box
You may want to decide to join the rest of us Woosies at our meet in October at Rivendale where a new King/Queen
will be enrolled, if interested let us know and we will tell you how to book.
Yours
King Gagakev WC (2Bar)
Mel
Moderator
hi Beehpee,Beehpee said:
there you go!! youv'e made it, "WELCOME TO THE WOOSIES" all you have to do now is accept the honor, choose your name, and take your place amongs't your fellow Knights.and Ladies.
ps, was I right about the stick
Brilliant another WOOSIE . And a warm stirred up welcome from me too Beehpeecolin-yorkshire said:hi Beehpee,Beehpee said:
there you go!! youv'e made it, "WELCOME TO THE WOOSIES" all you have to do now is accept the honor, choose your name, and take your place amongs't your fellow Knights.and Ladies.
ps, was I right about the stick
I just love the story. Just proves Woosies are fun
Sir Sproket will no doubt be taking bets on Beehpee's chosen name.
There must be something in the Daventry water. I wonder if Sir Deli Dave and Lady Linda's plumbing is working properly
I see our noble King is keeping pace with his i-pad. There's no hiding when Kev's about. And in true King Gagakev WC 2 Bar form we had a snow blizzard yesteday morning. And it's freezing.
Dustydog
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John Griffiths wrote:
P.S. When it comes to processing waste I'm a mini-woosie. I spent 20 years handling other peoples in a pathology lab, including putting 5 days worth of brown stuff in a food mixer. However, the day that the mixer split in line with the blades and showered the lab with a horizontal line at chest height, I was glad I was not the operator, in fact, I made my excuses and left rather quickly.
My old boss from years ago always said don't be in the room when the fan turns on. Now I know why
Ok John, that for me is a very Woosie funny story.Your job alone qualifies and I am sure saved a lot of lives , me included.
So I for one will happily propose you for membership of the Woosie Round Table but on the Woosie section of Chit Chat. I'll send this post to Chit Chat.
Sir Dustydog, Woosie Round Table
Properly trained, man can be dog's best friend.
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John Griffiths wrote:
P.S. When it comes to processing waste I'm a mini-woosie. I spent 20 years handling other peoples in a pathology lab, including putting 5 days worth of brown stuff in a food mixer. However, the day that the mixer split in line with the blades and showered the lab with a horizontal line at chest height, I was glad I was not the operator, in fact, I made my excuses and left rather quickly.
My old boss from years ago always said don't be in the room when the fan turns on. Now I know why
Ok John, that for me is a very Woosie funny story.Your job alone qualifies and I am sure saved a lot of lives , me included.
So I for one will happily propose you for membership of the Woosie Round Table but on the Woosie section of Chit Chat. I'll send this post to Chit Chat.
Sir Dustydog, Woosie Round Table
Properly trained, man can be dog's best friend.
hi, Sir DustyDog more than happy to second the membership of "sir reluctant" although he's gone quite just now
Signature looks fine to me, will have go at putting a picture up later......should be fun adding that lol
Congratulations Sir Sticky of The Woosie Round Table. Welcome
There may still be a place or two at Rivendale in October. You are of course most eligible now to join our Woosie fest.
There may still be a place or two at Rivendale in October. You are of course most eligible now to join our Woosie fest.
Welcome Sir Sticky of The Woosie Round Table ......I have now lost my title of new boy.
Good idea to use a stick...... much more hygienic.
I did not think of doing it that way ......you can now see why I am not a proper (Sir)
Good idea to use a stick...... much more hygienic.
I did not think of doing it that way ......you can now see why I am not a proper (Sir)
Or perhaps an electronic one??? --- http://vimeo.com/61275290 ---- sent to me by my 9 year old grandaughter, she has been brought up (nearly??) without paper! --- (Thank God she has a sense of humour too)
PS She is half French!
PS She is half French!
Welcome Sir Sticky!
Are you doing PC Rally at Stowford? Excellent facilities - no need to use the onboard at all - thank goodness.
I have to get OH to show me how to do it as I'm taking the kids to Burrowhayes in summer and he's commuting to work, so I guess the 'jobbie' will be mine! Think I'll just tape the lid down and stick an 'out of order' notice to it!!
Are you doing PC Rally at Stowford? Excellent facilities - no need to use the onboard at all - thank goodness.
I have to get OH to show me how to do it as I'm taking the kids to Burrowhayes in summer and he's commuting to work, so I guess the 'jobbie' will be mine! Think I'll just tape the lid down and stick an 'out of order' notice to it!!
Are you lost for words, Sir Bill.?
If using IE9 do you have a 'compatibility' button you need to press?
If using IE9 do you have a 'compatibility' button you need to press?
Hi Sir Bill TTC
Has your PC done some recent updates ?
It might need the compatibility view mode re-setting??
It will turn blue when in use ...
When Internet Explorer senses a compatibility issue you'll see the Compatibility View button on the Address bar.
To turn Compatibility View on, click the Compatibility View button to the make the icon change from a gray outline to a solid blue color .
HTH
Internet Explorer compatibility view
Hi fellow
“Woosies” (and other interested readers)
Just been reading
this statement - A cow does on overage release between 70 and 120 kg of methane per
year. Methane is a greenhouse gas like carbon dioxide (CO²). And
governments are looking into what can be done about it? To help to prevent so
called climate change?
Following
on from this Prof. Olaf Pilor of Farthing University at the ‘Windy City’
(Chicago) USA in the gaseous science department, has come up with this scheme.
He has
suggested that not only are cows the only problem but that the human population
is contributing greatly to this methane problem, with a world population of
6,973,738,433 in 2011, and growing, he has suggested that this gas generation
from them may be a greater problem than the cows. To this end he has come up
with several suggestions to reduce these emissions.
With this
in mind fellow ‘Woosies’ it might be a good cause we could be pursuing as a
charitable cause to benefit science and our fellow beings. The comics have red nose day, the sportsmen
have sportaid, the bands had band aid, and children need Wogan! etc. After all
most organisations have an objective (besides enjoying themselves!) and may I
suggest this could be ours, - “Gas Aid”, obviously for discussion and agreement
or not at the “Woosiefest” in October. Perhaps we could volunteer to be his
guinea pigs in the trials he would like to carry out.
One of his ideas is that his guinea pigs are
fitted with a cork and non return valve device so that any gaseous emissions
could be harvested, and put to good use afterwards. Obviously there are dangers
in having friction fit corks, which may become loose, and we can’t have corks
dangerously flying about. So Professor Olaf Pilor has come up with a harness
type device, which straps around the thighs to keep the bung safely in place, a
strap on type device. This bung and
valve would need an emptying point and this would be a spike, in conveniences
etc, where you could back up to and connect and ‘get rid’ of gases. Or
alternatively Prof. Olaf Pilor has suggested a portable collection device where
you strap a balloon type device to your leg and connect it to the bung, and
collect the emission in the balloon. Eventually it would be electronically
identifiable ie "chipped" and eventually we could be remunerated depending on volumes, a bit
like solar panel payments. Obviously you won’t need any obvious gauges or
anything as you will know when the balloon is filling as your trousers will
tighten, and you then go to the emptying point. (There is a problem with this
device for the ladies pantyline, but that is being looked into.) Obviously there are many other benefits to
this gas collection, (like less pain to partners!)
If we are prepared to take on this voluntary
work then I’m assured that Olaf Pilor would be forever indebted to us as an
organisation for progressing science and benefitting mankind. I recommend you give the proposal serious
consideration for our next ‘Woosiefest’, and put our organisation well and
truly on the map! Then perhaps in a years time the world will be able to say
thank you ‘Woosies’ for your efforts for science and mankind, and long live Olaf
Pilor.
“Woosies” (and other interested readers)
Just been reading
this statement - A cow does on overage release between 70 and 120 kg of methane per
year. Methane is a greenhouse gas like carbon dioxide (CO²). And
governments are looking into what can be done about it? To help to prevent so
called climate change?
Following
on from this Prof. Olaf Pilor of Farthing University at the ‘Windy City’
(Chicago) USA in the gaseous science department, has come up with this scheme.
He has
suggested that not only are cows the only problem but that the human population
is contributing greatly to this methane problem, with a world population of
6,973,738,433 in 2011, and growing, he has suggested that this gas generation
from them may be a greater problem than the cows. To this end he has come up
with several suggestions to reduce these emissions.
With this
in mind fellow ‘Woosies’ it might be a good cause we could be pursuing as a
charitable cause to benefit science and our fellow beings. The comics have red nose day, the sportsmen
have sportaid, the bands had band aid, and children need Wogan! etc. After all
most organisations have an objective (besides enjoying themselves!) and may I
suggest this could be ours, - “Gas Aid”, obviously for discussion and agreement
or not at the “Woosiefest” in October. Perhaps we could volunteer to be his
guinea pigs in the trials he would like to carry out.
One of his ideas is that his guinea pigs are
fitted with a cork and non return valve device so that any gaseous emissions
could be harvested, and put to good use afterwards. Obviously there are dangers
in having friction fit corks, which may become loose, and we can’t have corks
dangerously flying about. So Professor Olaf Pilor has come up with a harness
type device, which straps around the thighs to keep the bung safely in place, a
strap on type device. This bung and
valve would need an emptying point and this would be a spike, in conveniences
etc, where you could back up to and connect and ‘get rid’ of gases. Or
alternatively Prof. Olaf Pilor has suggested a portable collection device where
you strap a balloon type device to your leg and connect it to the bung, and
collect the emission in the balloon. Eventually it would be electronically
identifiable ie "chipped" and eventually we could be remunerated depending on volumes, a bit
like solar panel payments. Obviously you won’t need any obvious gauges or
anything as you will know when the balloon is filling as your trousers will
tighten, and you then go to the emptying point. (There is a problem with this
device for the ladies pantyline, but that is being looked into.) Obviously there are many other benefits to
this gas collection, (like less pain to partners!)
If we are prepared to take on this voluntary
work then I’m assured that Olaf Pilor would be forever indebted to us as an
organisation for progressing science and benefitting mankind. I recommend you give the proposal serious
consideration for our next ‘Woosiefest’, and put our organisation well and
truly on the map! Then perhaps in a years time the world will be able to say
thank you ‘Woosies’ for your efforts for science and mankind, and long live Olaf
Pilor.
Sir Gab you need to get out in the van a bit moreWoodlands Camper said:Sir Gab (WC)
I think you are talking a lot of hot air.
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