Revelling in the glory of my successful replacement of the ballcock and valve in the loft, I decided yesterday morning that the bathroom sink taps ( worlds smallest sink ) should be replaced, so.....quick review of the job at hand and a few You tube videos later, I set to work.
Space behind the sink was very tight behind the world's smallest sink which has a plinth for support and is conveniently positioned, thanks mainly due to the house builders...messrs Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder, very close the the wc, making it very awkward to get access.
Several years of my life later, the job was completed successfully ( had to *** to Screwfix to get a tap wrench during the process).
Chest duly puffed out, I had some lunch and then decided to replace the old and very tatty bath taps...... and here's where my luck ran out and the fun really started - make a note of the time.....3.00pm.
Here we go....
Remove bath panel.
Space underneath is even tighter, and the bright spark who put the cold tap pipework in had positioned it in such a way that access to the isolation valve was indeed accessible......if you are a fekkin octopus ( far too close to the bottom of the bath itself), but at least the hot tap isolation valve was easy to get to.
So, lying down on the floor on my back, using my left arm ( just found out I must have been a contortionist in a former life), I managed to turn off the cold water isolation valve, then the hot water one..... run the taps....******, water still coming out of the hot water tap so the valve must be knackered.
No problem, just *** down stairs and turn the stop **** off for the water supply to the house.... problem time.... in turning the stop ****...it started to leak.... ******!!!
With trepidation and fear ( that's just the wife's warning that I better not make things any worse) , I used a pair of mole grips to gently tighten the nut on the stop **** and to my relief it worked.
Back upstairs to continue my work as Mr Bendy, I set to work on disconnecting the existing taps and putting the new ones in, and during this process i used my iphone torch to see what I was doing, and duly rested it on pipework under the bath at the top end against what is the front wall of the house.
In order to give me more room I unscrewed the waste water pipe from under the bath, and it was during this process that calamity occurred.....
My phone got nudged by my shoulder, and fell down a small gap ( the only gap ) between the floor under the bath and the wall. ( so it's now sitting in effect on top of the hallway ceiling)....it could only happen to me!!!
I then proceeded to get up too quickly and promptly walloped my head on the underside of the bathroom sink - which made me rather angry and I'm afraid I let my guard slip and used some colourful language.
Now to figure out how to get my phone back out of the small gap - frustratingly I could just see the phone but it was too far down and the gap was too narrow to reach it.
I tried everything, screwdrivers, ladles, cardboard with gorilla tape, but to no avail.
In the end ( and it was very nearly my end lol), I went over the road to a neighbour who is a carpenter to ask to borrow something to try to get it out, and he came over with a multi tool.... he cut a small section of the floorboard out under the bath but eventually the phone was retrieved...... the time now was 8.40pm!!
So, all in all .........a job well done.
Steve