One liners, Humour

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Doc, I can"t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome is it common i asked it not unusual" he replied
 
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Cheesy joke #1 from This years Cheese Advent Calendar.

What did the Cheese say when it looked in the mirror.
Well Hallu-mi
 
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Cheesy joke #2
When the cheese painted his wife, how did he do it?
He Double Glossed her.
 
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick She still isn"t talking to me.
 
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#3 cheesy joke.
Today's Cheesy weather report,
Rain with a light Bries
 
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Doctor, there"s a patient on line one that says he"s invisible". Well, tell him I can"t see him right now,"
 
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What sort of photos do Santa's little helpers take. ?
Elfies.

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school, ?
The Elfabet.
 
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On a cruise, a sailor is looking over the ocean and spots sharks. He says to the lady passenger. “We don’t want to go in here, they are man-eating sharks”.

“Oh!”, she replies, “Do the eat the whole of you”.

“I think they spit that bit out”. Says he.

John
 

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