Woosie Club

[WoodlandsCamper]

Graham .........we will be at the autumn meet at Stratford upon Avon unless you can convince us there is a better site in Warwick

Stratford- on-Avon is in WarwickSHIRE.

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Updated to include Martin & Crazyguider

ATTENDEE	SPRING	NOTES	AUTUMN	NOTES
	Wallingford?		Stratford-O-A
King Gafferbill	Yes		Yes
Sir Dustydog	Yes		Yes
Lady Mel			Yes
Parksy			Yes	Fri-Mon
Sir Gab	Yes	Not BHs	Yes	After 6 Sep
Sir Were-Rabbit	Yes		Yes
Sir WC	Yes	before mid-May	Yes
Sir Outnumbered 4:1			Yes	Fri-Sun
Dame Crazyguider	??		Yes	Possibly

 

[pitpony]

Excellent.
Hopefully our Keeper of The Records will start a new list asap
Spring is fine with us too.
Maybe some non Woosies like Pitpony may wish to join in :cheer:

Dusty,
That's very civil of you thanks for the invite, but first of all do I not have to be initiated in to the Woosie lodge by having to empty a certain piece of caravan equipment for the good folk on the rally or some other worthwhile task, which does not include buying beer for everyone

 

[Hutch]

Pitpony, I managed to get away from buying the beer, but will have to supply the wine for Parksy on the next meet up.
Have you ever messed up whilst either going to , coming back from , or whilst on site,
IE. two of us on the way to the last Woosie fest, had our jockey wheels drop down.

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Pitpony, please see below. :lol:

Woosie Membership

If anyone wishes to become a Knight or Dame of the Woosie [strike]Club[/strike] Round Table please tell us some of your silly stories or pet dislikes about getting your hands dirty caravanning. No need to be lavatorial. Examples are:

Anyone who is scared of silly things like spiders, etc
Anyone who finds normal everyday chores repulsive
Anyone with initials/name that we find suitable
Anyone who runs around after their better half which is unnecessary
Anyone who gives silly remarks to others on this forum
Those who won’t sleep in their awning
Those who waste electricity heating the awning at 2kw just to keep the dog warm
Those who want a Chinese take-away delivered to their caravan door
A hot water bottle in the caravan with Alde central heating
Don't like getting muddy
Complain to the Wardens about the weather
Driven off with the jockey wheel still down or the rear steadies not wound up
Unhitched the van and driven away thereby breaking the breakaway cable
Used the toilet for 1s and 2s but forgotten to add the chemicals
Left SWMBO behind
Dropped the Thetford filler cap down the disposal point hole
Used the Thetford before the waste tank has been installed

You need to publicly declare your indiscretions and you will be proposed and seconded for membership. It will then be up to our King/Queen to bestow a knighthood on you, after choosing a suitable name.

 

[Hutch]

WC, I thought a few of my I desrepencies were accepted,
Trying to use a motor mover with the caravan steadys down,
Dropping your glasses in the Thetford.
Blocking the exit from an aire, onto a French motorway, by unable to turn a corner.
Forgetting the legs to the Cadac,
Getting to Dover for a months French touring, and realising you have left your wallet at home, 260 mile round trip.
Thats enough for now. Normally I am ok.
Hutch.

 

[Dustydog]

Looking good!
Looks like your first suggestions have hit the button Bill.
Both are in easy reach for Crazy Guider too. :kiss:
Once we have 10 caravans for Riverside or before mid December I'll open negotiations if that's ok with you Bill.

 

[Martin24]

Obviously the spring would be a no go for us but we're fingers crossed for the Woosiefest in the Autumn. As soon as we have dates, Jen can change days off and we'll poodle down Friday to Saturday.

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

WC, I thought a few of my I desrepencies were accepted,

They were. The 'formal' list said at the beginning "Examples are:", so it is not exhaustive.

 

[Parksy]

Pitpony, I managed to get away from buying the beer, but will have to supply the wine for Parksy on the next meet up............

I'm cheap Hutch, Lidl do a nice Merlot and I only ever drink when I meet up with the Woosies so it doesn't take much to put me to sleep :silly:

 

[crazyguider]

Not sure what we can do yet. We are booked up for Whitsun week, plus The Young Pretender will have A level mocks in June. We are also going away for Easter. Autumn meet looks possible for a weekend though as both places are within our range.

 

[Gafferbill]

We're in Bill . Any time in September or October.
Where do you reckon the best pitches are
for a sat signal?

..........this is a satellite view which is what's available but over 6 years out of date........ there have been changes.
The green area is now a bar / restaurant with various rooms off for events etc
The pink area is now statics.
The best pitches are in the red area and a satellite signal will be fine.
The yellow building is the toilet / washing complex.

 

[Hutch]

Your Highness, do the Woosies reaally need these items of "The Devil" or is the pub not that close. Just meeting up again will be nice. ,
PS, Sprockets, been quiet. Hope your ok.

 

[pitpony]

The Pub is up the road in the village but when you turn in to the site just before reception you have the Bowls club and everyone is made very welcome,

 

[Gafferbill]

Some do .....some don't us Woosies are all individuals.

The bar is a mere 100 meters staggering distance away in the area marked in green and this is the building there now.

.........there is even a treat for mucky dogs on site. :huh:

.........1 mile away is some culture The Royal Shakespeare Company.

 

[Dustydog]

Thanks Bill.
Just the ticket.
The red pitches look fine to me. B)

 

[Hutch]

Looks good, had some friends say its a good place, and, just thrown out some Yeogurt, for having Culture in it. I would have stirred it in and eaten it but SWMBO, said NO.

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

PS, Sprockets, been quiet. Hope your ok.

Sir Gagakev has been quiet also, but being half term he may be away with the family.

 

[Gafferbill]

Careful what you type Graham..........you would not want to get another topic you started locked would you hmy:
Especially one that has been running for nearly 5 years

 

[Martin24]

NHS chair here at last, all really good except........ no charger, wrong leg rests, no heel straps for foot plates and no cushion. Luckily hd a spare cushion in the shed for now and the technician got a spare charger so partially up and running. Feeling quite positive about it all overall.

 

[Gafferbill]

Sounds like the stories you hear when taking delivery of a new caravan.......not that I would know anything about new caravans you understand
.....I'm sure you will soon have it sorted

 

[Gafferbill]

.......... don't know where all the Woosies are but I am on a state visit to Tenerife.
They were only expecting Baldrick......so no red carpet
Plenty of sunshine though and warm with it

 

[crazyguider]

sitting at home jealous of you in Tenerife. Planning how to build a nice Trump repelling wall around the UK!

 

[Gafferbill]

.......I hear Canada has already started building their wall

 

[Hutch]

Just back from the Pub with the dogs, 3c and getting colder, thinking of the run up to Hull tomorrow, to pick up the van, wake Martin up for a cup of coffee about 9.30, and get the van after that. And back to RMK, ( Rural Milton Keynes).
Enjoy Your Highness.
Hutch