As generous as ever my Lord. I will humbly BAR at your next hostelry if you will be kind enough to give my Towrag a wipe down with your leather.I am sorry Dusty Dog, although this mishap does deserve for you another, BAR, there are a few noticable problems, you don't have a"small" puncture, it's a puncture, maybe slow or maybe fast. You know how the jack got left behind, you just threw everything into the back of your car, and did not do a walk around before setting off.
I will take sympathy on you as you were probably still in shock from filling up the Towrag. Once you have, BAR, ( Bought A Round ) you can add it to you Scroll of Honours.
Small puncture was amazing. It hardly showed up in the tyre guys massive bucket, 4 foot in diameter. No nail , just a small prick thing , something you have knowledge on I believe😜😜. So your Woosieness I am as ever greatly indebted to the long standing reign you have indulged in over all our lockdowns, even though I don’t think you missed out on your regular imbibements and libations 🥃🍷🥃🍺🍺🍺🍺